I may be movin'
to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental Floss

Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
That I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Well I just might
grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
To somebody else...
but then, on the
other hand I would

Keep the wax
N' melt it down
Pluck some Floss
N' swish it aroun'

I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top
(that's why I'm
movin' to Montana)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss
tycoon (yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mental-toss flykune

I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dental Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an'
all nite an' all
Afternoon...

I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though
He's a bit dinky to
strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to
strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way

I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dental Floss
Even if you think it
is a little silly,
folks
I don't care if you think
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I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big,
An' ride him all along
the border line

With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted
tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Well I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night

And then I'd
Get a cuppa cawfee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pygmy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush

N' then I might just
Jump back on
An' ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon
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Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Yi-O-Ki-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Yi-O-Ki-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Yi-O-Ki-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Yi-O-Ki-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Yi-O-Ki-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Yi-O-Ki-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Yi-O-Ki-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Yi-O-Ki-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Yi-O-Ki-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Yi-O-Ki-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Yi-O-Ki-Ay)