Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis
(rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar,
vocals) Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals) Warren
Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny Walley
(slide guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards,
vocals) Peter Wolf (keyboards) Bob Harris
(keyboards, trumpet, vocals) Ed Mann (percussion)
Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals) Vinnie Colaiuta
(drums)

FZ: "Hello there, welcome to the show. No, we
are not going to play 'Cheepnis' - that's right -
but we are collecting underpants, and we are
collecting brassieres, we are collecting small
articles of feminine underclothing. We are making
a quilt... really - trust me. So here's the deal,
if you're a girl and you're wearing a dress, whip
'em off, that's it, see? No problem. Even with a
pin... what does it say? 'Nobody's perfect'. I
guess so... What we got here? Oh. Now let's see
what's on the inside. Uh huh, trainer coos. Okay.
S'more, s'more... Underpants, brassieres, just
send 'em up, no problem. Oh, you'll warm up to it.
If you're wearing pants and you have bikinis on
underneath your pants, rip the edges and pull 'em
out; if you're wearing those big old ugly cotton
jobs go to the toilet and take 'em off, okay? So
far, ladies and gentlemen, the response from this
particular community has not been especially
gratifying. Perhaps you're a little bit too
intellectual here. Here's something... tasteful,
very tasteful. .. You'll get into it. Oh, some
more - look - it's almost like going to a, well,
never mind. Heh, heh, heh. I just want to remind
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Chicago, which so far has produced the highest
yield of female underclothes of any place in the
United States. Oh, here's one, thank you very
much. Chicago, if you'll recall, was the town in
which we received the very famous Voodoo Butter
Underpants... heh, heh... the pants that nearly
broke Tommy Mars' neck. As soon as he took a whiff
of those, his head went back this far, and he was
heard to mutter 'Jeezus'. So, we don't care what
kind of condition they're in. What've we got here?
'Twat Book', okay. Uh huh, very good - Zeets,
whadduya think? He already has that one... no
problem, though. Well, tonight you're gonna be
entertained by; Ike Willis on guitar and vocals;
Tommy Mars on keyboards and 'Jeezus'. You're also
going to be entertaining yourselves a little bit,
but don't worry about it. Steve Vai on guitar,
vocals and light blue hair" .

IKE: "Another contestant over there".

FZ: "Oh, some more? Okay. Vinnie Colaiuta on
booklet. Now what does this say? 'Hi Frank, how
about'...what does this say? 'My hat from
the...how about wearing my hat...wearing...' How
about this, this is a college community, right?
'How about wearing, w-e-r-e-i-n-g never mind.
Arthur Barrow on bass; Bob Harris on keyboards,
high vocal trumpet and vegetables; and, ladies and
gentlemen, the world-famous Ray White on guitar
and vocals. Okay, you ready? One, two, three,
four..."