Lyrics to The Groupie Routine
by Frank Zappa

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[edit]Song titleThe Groupie Routine
[edit]Artist nameFrank Zappa
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Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Mark Volman (vocals)
Howard Kaylan (vocals)
Jim Pons (bass, vocals)
Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

I mean, really, really, I mean, you guys,
What can I say, you guys
are my favorite band
You gotta tell me somethin',
Are you here in Hollywood long?
I mean, I just...
No, I'm ah, we're recording here in town
You're recording here?
Yeah, at the Record Plant
The Record Plant?
Oh, Bobby Sherman records here
I just love Bobby Sherman
and David Cassidy
Do you know David Cassidy?
No, I...
Have you ever run into
any members of the Tree
Dog Night?
Joe Shermy once I...
Oh! They are my favorite band!
They're so professional, I mean...
So creative...
How 'bout David Crosby? I mean...
He's so in, you know, I...
No, I never...
He's...he just knows...
I mean, he almost cut his
hair but he didn't
No, listen, ah, do you know how...
Do you know how to get to the
Chateau Mormon from here?
Not it by
the, by the airport?
No no, we don't, we have a bus on
this particular thing
Tell me one thing: do you like my new car?
Oh yeah! It's a...Pavilion, isn't it?
Oh, not just a Pavilion,
it's a Pauley Pavilion
Yeah, it's real futuristic,
I like the little naked man turn signals
So ah, we gotta get up, you know,
And ah, go to the studio in the morning
And then we groove court
for about two weeks
And then we ah, we leave again
Oh, really?
Where do you play when you go from here?
Ah, let me see...Needles...
Oh oh! You guys are so professional
No, it's nothing...
I mean the way you get to
travel to all those exotic
You get to playin' and
playin' in all these great
Tell me somethin': do you really
have a hitsingle in the
charts now?
Right now, I mean, with a bullet?
That's really important
Listen baby, would I lie to you
Just to run my fingers through your pukes?
Don't talk to me that way!
I am not a groupie!
I never said that...
I'm not a groupie
Neither are my friends here
Jim and Ian and Aynsley and Don and Frank
None of us are groupies
Pleased to meet all you girls
Hiya Howie...
Tell 'em, tell 'em, we
don't...we aren't groupies
We only like musicians for friends
That's right
You, you know, you understand?
We still wanna hear your record
You know, we still like
to come in your bus
Listen now, on the other
side of the record,
Didn't you say that you
got off bein' juked
With a baby octopus and spewed
upon with cream corn?
And that your hair-lipped
queen-o-bassplayin' girlfriend
Find more similar lyrics on the cross ties and the
tits on her shirt
Had to have it with a hot
Seven-Up bottle or you
went up the
Oh! Howie...
What's the deal, mama?
Howie, all that's true, Howie
e s I
dig it
with a
- T h e
- B o x
But Howie, we are NOT, we are
NOT groupies, Howie
I told Robert Plant that
I told Elton John
I told Steve Stills
And he didn't even wanna ball me
I can see that...
Listen, the thing is baby, I want
some action, you know
I'm only here for a couple of weeks,
Recording at the Record Plant
With that naked statue in the
bathroom and stuff...
I'm horny as fuck!
Listen to me...
I want a steaming,
succulent, juicy, drippy,
Kind of a smelly, slimy, many folded,
Sort of in-and-out contracting sphincter
Kind of a hole with a, with a, with a...
Let's see, there's gotta
be a way I can put this
Let's say we hop in the
isle over those guys
And the blewin' FUCK BABY!
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm in this band man...
I told you that many times
No matter what goes on
Listen! It just so happens tonight
I mean, this is unbelievable
Are you a Virgo
I mean, it just so happens tonight
Me and my girlfriends, well,
We came here lookin' for
a guy from a group
But just not ANY guy from ANY group
We're lookin' for a guy from
a group with a DIK
Well, I can show you!
But he's gotta have a dik
which is a monster!
That's me!
You peeked!
That's me, you little Westward
wench nipple-queen!
Take me, I'm yours, you hole.
Fulfil my wildest dreams!
Oh! Anything for you my most
seductive pop star of a man.
Picture this if you can
Okay, I'll try...
Bead jobs
Knotted nylons
Bamboo canes
Three unreleased recordings
of Crosby, Stills, Nash
& Young
Fighting at the Fillmore East.
Two unreleased recordings
of...of the Grateful Dead,
Sitting in with Mel Torme
No! I...
Oh! Man! Oh, I, I just...
I can't stand it!
Do you understand me baby?
I mean, I can't stand it!
I can't stand it!
I can't stand it!
I gotta see my baby!
I gotta...
I can't stand it!
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