Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai
(guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars
(keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow
(bass) Scott Thunes (bass) Jay Anderson (string
bass) Ed Mann (percussion) Chad Wackerman (drums)
Ike Willis (vocals) Terry Bozzio (vocals) Dale
Bozzio (vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (vocals) Bob
Harris (vocals) Johnny "Guitar" Watson
(vocals)

THING-FISH: (to the rubber girl) Hmmm! Dat quite a
massive improve'lence, dahlin'! Jes' a few moments
ago you was well on yo' way to bein' severely
ugly! Now, thoo de magik o' stagekraff, de
blubulence of yo' blobulence done reciprocated to
a respectumal reclusium! Yow! SCIENCE!

(to HARRY & RHONDA) Ef y'all don't minds me
sayin' so, I b'lieves it's 'bout time fo yo
pathetical miniaturized replicas to FALL IN LOVE!
After all...dis lil' sucker already been fulla
glue, homo-sectional extru- siums, 'n ARMY
FOOD...nothin' left fo' him to do, 'cept get
catched by dis' lil' stinker over heahhh!

'Membuh, we's on BROADWAY! Muthafucker be buyin'
dem tickets wants a lil' HEART, a lil' SOUL...'n
some TITTY TOO, ef dey can git it, so, les' get
y'all in positium heah, 'n get dis silly business
over wit! Y'all's takin' too goddam long to GROW
UP IN ERMERICA!

HARRY-AS-A-BOY: I suppose you're right, Mr.
THING-FISH, but you'll have to admit...this is a
rather awkward situation!

HARRY: That's right! Stage-craft is one thing, but
this is ridiculous! Where did that stimulating
little replica come from anyway?

RHONDA: That's a GOOD QUESTION, HARRY! Don't let
him wiggle out of it! Hound him mercifullessly
until you receive a suitable answer!

HARRY: Now, just hold yourself in abeyance,
RHONDA! I'll handle this! Look here, 'Mr.
POTATO-HEAD', what's the meaning of all this? Do
you realize what you're asking my REPLICA to do?
Do you expect him to literally FALL IN LOVE in
front of all these people...with that artificial
RHONDA over there?

THING-FISH: Do de Pope shit in de woods?

HARRY: Now, just hold on there, buddy! Let's be
serious! The toilet training of exalted religious
personalities is not our primary topic of
discussion!

RHONDA: HARRY, that's wonderful! The way you're
just rearing up on your hind legs like that!
That's terrific! So what if you suck a little cock
every once in a while! That's TERRIFIC!

THING-FISH: (to HARRY) Look heahhh, sweetheart,
they's somethin' fishy gwine on...all I's wantin'
to do is get de romantic in'trust out de way so we
can git back to de EVIL PRINCE, 'n see what de
fuck we gone do 'bouts HIM! De way you's givin' me
de lip, lead me to infer a subterior motivatium!

HARRY: (singing) I WANT A NUN! I WANT A NUN! I
WANT A BURRO, IN THE FROSTY LIGHT!

THING-FISH: You want a NUN? De boy want a NUN?
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/VKqWhat de fuck kinda NUN you want?

HARRY: (singing) I CAN'T SEEM TO MAKE UP MY MIND!
SOMETHING ABOUT MAMMYS SEEMS SO SUBLIME... THAT'S
THE BROADWAY WORD USED WHEN THEY RHYME A SONG
ABOUT LOVE!

THING-FISH: But, on BROADWAY, it's a NEW DAY!
Ain'tcha hoid? Yo' unrequired desirin's be mo'
suited to de ZOMBY-FOLK up in de EVIL PRINCE'S
lab-mo-to-rium!

HARRY: (whimpering) Don't make fun of me...PLEASE!
I know I'm not the most desirable kind of fellow a
'MAMMY NUN' could choose for intimate
companionship...but...but... gosh-darn-it, I'd
TRY...I'd REALLY TRY to make you HAPPY!

RHONDA: HARRY...you are...a worm...a disgusting
WORM! YOU WORMMMMMM! You are nothing but a
WORMMMMMMMMMMMM!

THING-FISH: Boy obviously got hisseff a provlum!
Would y'all like to use my nakkin' one mo' time?

HARRY: Oh, YES! YES! Give me...your...how do you
say it? 'NAY'KIN'? Oh!

HARRY-AS-A-BOY: I think this is going too far, Mr.
THING-FISH! I haven't even had a chance to fall in
love, or to grow to maturity yet! The ARTIFICIAL
RHONDA is pining away for my wholesome
companionship, just over there! This isn't right!
You're letting everything get all out of sequence!

THING-FISH: Whoa! I gots yo' 'SEQUENCE' hangin',
boy! Get outs de way! Cain't y'see dat de mizzable
cock-sucker you ultimately gwine become done fell
in love wit' a 'MAMMY NUN'! Awright, which one
idit, sweetheart?

HARRY: I...I...can't seem to make up my
mind...you're all so...MASTERFUL! So
SENSUOUS...you're so INCREDIBLY TALENTED!

RHONDA: ...a wor-r-r-r-r-mmmmmmmmmm! You are a
FUCKING WOR-R-R-R-R-R-R-MMMMMMMMM!

THING-FISH: Makes up yo' mind, dahlin'! We ain't
gots all night heahhh! Intromissium be comin' up
putty quick! Folks be headin' on out to de lobby
fo' dem MASH POTATOES we tole 'em 'bout earlier!

HARRY-AS-A-BOY: I insist on FALLING IN LOVE, right
now, this very moment, and I don't care what you
do with HIM...

THING-FISH: Go 'head on den...go git yo'
deflateable bitch ovuh deah! Judgin' fum all de
fuss, you ain't in much better shape den de large
economy size been clutchin' at my nakkin!

We gots a love song (jes' yo' type), bridgin' de
conceptiumal gap between what you IS, what you
THINK you is, what WE think you is, what you is
GONNA BE, 'n also what yo' rubberized madonna be
somewhat remindin' me of!

SISTER OB'DEWLLA 'X', gather de mo' sensitive
MAMMYS together fo' harmonicizatiumal purposes,
while de ones with de M.B.A.'s hit de lobby 'n
sell some shit, 'fo de customers over-run yo' ass!
Meanwhile, lil' guy, go get yo' rubber girl 'n
esspress yo-seff!