Frank Zappa Valley Girl Lyrics:
Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Steve Vai (guitar)
Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Tommy Mars (keyboards)
Bobby Martin (keyboards,
saxophone, vocals)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Chad Wackerman (drums)
Roy Estrada (vocals)
Ike Willis (vocals)
Bob Harris (vocals)
Moon Zappa (vocals)
Scott Thunes (bass)

Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a

Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl)
Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl)
Encino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl)
There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl)
And like all these like
really great shoe stores
I love going into like
clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest
mini-skirts and stuff
It's like so BITCHEN cuz
like everybody's like
Super-super nice...
It's like so BITCHEN...

On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head 'n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of
nothin' in there

Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?
I go, oh RIGHT...
Could you like just
picture me in like a
LEATHER TEDDY
Yeah right, HURT ME, HURT ME...
I'm sure! NO WAY!
He was like freaking me out...
He called me a BEASTIE...
That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED
He goes like BAG YOUR FACE!
I'm sure!

Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
So sweet 'n pure
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a
It's really sad (Valley Girl)
Like my English teacher
He's like... (Valley Girl)
He's like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)
We're talking Lord God King
BU-FU (Valley Girl)
I am SO SURE
He's like so GROSS
He like sits there and like
plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all
the guys in the class
It's like totally disgusting
I'm like so sure
It's like BARF ME OUT...
Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
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And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like
salon place, y'know
And I wanted like to get
my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh
my God, your toenails
Are like so GRODY
It was like really embarrassing
She's like OH MY GOD, like
BAG THOSE TOENAILS
I'm like sure...
She goes, uh, I don't know
if I can handle this,
y'know...
I was like really embarrassed...

Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
And there is no cure

Like my mother is like a
total space cadet (Valley
Girl)
She like makes me do the
dishes and (Valley Girl)
CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)
I am sure
That's like GROSS (Valley Girl)
BARF OUT! (Valley Girl)
OH MY GOD (Valley Girl)

Hi!
Uh-huh... (Valley Girl)
My name?
My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)
Uh-huh
That's right, Ondrya (Valley Girl)
Uh-huh...
I know
It's like... (Valley Girl)
I do not talk funny...
I'm sure (Valley Girl)
Whatsa matter with the way I
talk? (Valley Girl)
I am a VAL, I know (Valley Girl)
But I live like in a
really good part of Encino
so it's okay
(Valley Girl)
Uh-huh... (Valley Girl)
So like, I don't know (Valley Girl)
I'm like freaking out
totally (Valley Girl)
Oh my God! (Valley Girl)

Hi - I have to go to the
orthodontist (Valley Girl)
I'm getting my braces off,
y'know (Valley Girl)
But I have to wear a retainer
That's going to be really
like a total bummer
I'm freaking out
I'm SURE
It's like those things that
like stick in your mouth
They're so gross...
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I don't know,
it's going to be cool,
y'know
So you can see my smile
It'll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth
are like too small
But NO BIGGIE...
It's so AWESOME
It's like TUBULAR, y'know
Well, I'm not like really
ugly or anything
It's just like
I don't know
You know me, I'm like into
like the clean stuff
Like PAC-MAN and like, I don't know
Like my mother like makes
me do the dishes
It's like so GROSS...
Like all the stuff like
sticks to the plates
And it's like, it's like
somebody else's food,
y'know
It's like GRODY...
GRODY TO THE MAX
I'm sure
It's like really nauseating
Like BARF OUT
GAG ME WITH A SPOON
GROSS
I am SURE
TOTALLY...
Lyrics: Valley Girl, Frank Zappa [end]