Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo
(rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny Walley (slide
guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (lead vocals) Peter
Wolf (keyboards) Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals) Ed
Mann (percussion) Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)

Central Scrutinizer: This is the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER...Joe has just worked himself into an
imaginary frenzy during the fade- out of his
imaginary song...He begins to feel depressed now.
He knows the end is near. He has realized at last
that imaginary guitar notes and imaginary vocals
exist only in the imagination of The
Imaginer...and... ultimately, who gives a fuck
anyway...So...So... Excuse me...So...Who gives a
fuck anyway? So he goes back to his ugly little
room and quietly dreams his last imaginary guitar
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(after the song ends) This is the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER...As you can see, MUSIC can get you
pretty fucked up...Take a tip from Joe, do like he
did, hock your imaginary guitar and get a good
job...Joe did, and he's a happy guy now, on the
day shift at the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen,
arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a
fully-charged icing anointment utensil. And every
time a nice little muffin comes by on the belt, he
poots forth...

And if this doesn't convince you that MUSIC causes
BIG TROUBLE...then maybe I should turn off my
plastic megaphone and sing the last song on the
album in my regular voice...