Frickin' a Trend Lyrics:
Woke up today
looking through my email
it's all triple x - explicit sex
But I'm not horny

Can't make it stop, the
different colored soda pops
striped toe socks, call the cops
I can't take anymore

I've got the perfect cel
plan with nights and
weekends free
All the ringtones that I need
But no one ever calls me

I should paint myself green
Walk around in a red g-string
Cause I just don't fit in
Turn my hat sideways
put a band aid on my face
You know that I....
Wish I could start a trend

Checkin' out and in of the Paris Hilton
Joe Millionaire - he's a has been
Flippin' through a
hundred million channels
But I still watch Road Rules
Lose the pounds FLIP
You gotta buy now FLIP
Here's the number to save your soul FLIP
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I've got the perfect cel
plan with nights and
weekends free
More on-peak than I need
But no one ever calls me

I'll wear low rider jeans
Put a barbell through my dingaling
Cause I just don't fit in
Turn my hat sideways
put a band aid on my pretty face
Cause I wish, I know, I could....
I would start a trend

Nana nana na
Nana nana na
Nana nana na

Then there's my girlfriend
She's such a cutie
She'd be a beauty
If she could get an extreme
makeover on that booty
I could bend her over and
she let me spank it
Take off my jeans
The zipper pinched my dingaling
And I don't really fit in
Throw my hat away
Take that stupid band aid off my face
And I...I wish there were
One more way to tan your skin
a reality show where no one wins
If I would be myself
Then I would start a trend

If I'd just be myself
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