Verse 1:
You know jus' the other mornin',
I was hangin' around in my house.
I had that old book with pictures of Madonna naked,
An' I was checkin' it out.
Well, just then a friend of mine came to the door,
She said she never picked me for a scum-bag before.
Said she didn't never wanna see me no more,
An' I still don't know why.

Chorus:
I think I'm an alright guy.
I think I'm an alright guy.
Well, I jus' wanna live until I gotta die,
I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try.
((Think I'm an alright guy.))
I think I'm alright.

Verse 2:
Spoken:{1}
Well, this one time, for medicinal purposes,
They forced me to smoke some dope.
Now, I'm pretty sure I can still be the President,
But I don't think I'll ever get to be the Pope.
Sung:
Well, I know I get wild an' I get drunk.
It's not like I got a bunch-a bodies in my trunk.
My old man used to call me a no-good punk.
An' I still don't know why.

Chorus:
I think I'm an alright guy.
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Well, I just wanna live until I gotta die,
I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try.
((Think I'm an alright guy.))
I think I'm alright.

Instrumental break.

Verse 3:
You know, just the other night the cops
Pulled me over outside the bar.
Well, they turned on their lights,
An' they ordered me out of my car.
Man, I was only kiddin' when I called them a coupl-a dicks,
But still they made me the stupid human tricks.
Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks,
An' I still don't know why.

Chorus:
I think I'm an alright guy.
I think I'm an alright guy.
Well, I just wanna live until I gotta die,
I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try.
((Think I'm an alright guy.))
I think I'm alright.

You know, I ((think I'm an alright guy.))
I think I'm alright.
Spoken:
I really do, I think I'm alright.
I mean it man, I'm alright.
Ah-ha-haha, I am, man.