General Surgery Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology
/ Severe Catatonic Intersection Lyrics:
Pathological waste abounds Cadavers lined wall to
wall Foul-whiffi ng stiffs all around A bonfire
would clean it all

Frenzied cauterization Now seems slightly passe A
more gleeful method seems fitting To spread havoc
and disharmony

Dispensation of carrion embellished In a
delightfully mirthful way The disposal of my spent
toys A most superbly distasteful fray

Mannequins discretely exchanged for a different
fashion model Now view the spring collection as
worn by bloated corpses

The ghastly remains strategically placed in public
spots Much to the amusement of my like-minded
pathologist chums

Detruncating limbs, slack heads are lopped Soak
the pieces in preservatives to debar foul rot Wrap
the stinking presents and then regroup To deliver
bloody packages to your front stoops

Blithely positioning cadavers on a park bench
Horrified children recoil and blench Hang a corpse
by its intestines from a nearby tree For the
public to admire my disposal methodology

Our gruesome tasks masked by off-putting gaiety
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The jocular demeanour veils your repugnance but
barely Jovially dissecting and disposing of the
gore Our brash disposal methods leave you shaken
to your core

Unauthorized surgeries Dismantling anatomy
Solemnizing necrotomies Convivial Corpse Disposal
Methodology

Suspended stiffs on wires Make for hours of
entertainment A pus-dripping puppet show An
enchanting display of debasement

The jovial sense of misconduct Derived from the
public s disgust Young and old repelled by the
reek of rank, putrefying meat

The mortuary waste diminishing for every prank
Cadaveric cleanup of my vile, putrescent body bank

Tossing rigored stiffs from embankments and cliffs
Setting carcasses ablaze, and other procedures
most comedic Our ingenuity is tested when our
patients die Inventive methods of disposal our
modus operandi

Villainy demonstrated with our internment
techniques Bodies stored in 50-gallon drums until
they start to leak Mincing the dead into finely
ground organic scrap Mulching your garden with our
latest mishap

Rollicking through our disposal drills Dispatching
the murdered is better than the kill Slowly
dissolved in acid, encased in tar Or dumped in
plastic bags from a moving car

Unauthorized surgeries Dismantling anatomy
Solemnizing necrotomies Convivial Corpse Disposal
Methodology
Lyrics: Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology / Severe Catatonic
Intersection, General Surgery [end]