Well I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on
Channel Two A bad gun slinger called Salty Sam was
a chasin' poor Sweet Sue He trapped her in the old
sawmill and he said with an evil laugh If you
don't gimme the deed to your ranch I'll saw you
all in half And then he grabbed her (and then) he
tied her up (and then) He turned on the buzz saw
(and then and then) Eh eh and then along came
Jones tall thin Jones Slow walking Jones (deep
voice) slow talking Jones along came long lean
lanky Jones

Well commercial came on so I got up to get myself
a snack You should have seen what was going on by
the time I got back Down in the old abandoned mine
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/XmSsweet Sue was a havin' fits That villain said
gimme the deed to your ranch or I'll blow you all
to bits And then he grabbed her (and then) he tied
her up (and then) He lit the fuse to the dynamite
(and then and then) Eh eh and then along came
Jones... sax
Well I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on
another show But there was the same old shoot-em
up and the same old rodeo Salty Sam was a tryin'
to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack He said if you
don't give me the deed to your ranch I'm gonna
throw you on the railroad track And then he
grabbed her (and then) he tied her up (and then) A
train started coming (nd then and then) Eh Eh and
then along came Jones...