Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on
Change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm fucking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind BLIND!!!
And I smell like shit

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat DOG IN HEAT
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell MY OWN CELL
And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind BLIND!!!
And I smell like shit

I got no motivation GOT NO MOTIVATION
Where is my motivation?WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION
No time for the motivationNO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATION
Smoking my inspirationSMOKING MY INSPIRATION

Sit around and watch the phone, but phone,but no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call pathetic,call me what you will WHAT YOU WILL
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's SHE'S got
When masturbation's mastur bation's lost its fun
You're fucking breaking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored BORED
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some say,"Quit or I'll go blind." BLIND."
But it's just a myth