Half Man Half Biscuit D'you ken ted Mould Lyrics:
Ah, Ted! It has to be said,
The ? juicy truth's ? beyond us.
Rain, shine, on Leopold Stein,
His ribs remain intact.
? Hedderly Crup ? is in my garden
Breaking wind! "I beg your pardon!"
Don't go breathing! Misery!
And don't you all agree?

No fears, the last ten good years,
Our statistics prove it,
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That you'll pose on Erskine's nose;
It's you who sets the pace.
On the cold and frosty morning,
Stop and howl ? And ruse like warning: ?
It's insulation for the nation.
That's the one for me!

No draft, 'cause that would be daft,
A feather acknowledges beauty.
And ball and chain that ? leaks on the pane ?
Can only smash your nerves.
In the Highland Agencies
And with the best, it stands to please.
And no complaining whether it's raining.
Thanks to this ? tumultuous day! ?
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