Jason Mraz Dream Life of Rand McNally Lyrics:
Who is he, Mr. Rand McNally? Who , who is he?
Well, I had I dream that mystery was me, now who
else could I be?

'Cause I dreamed I went to England and met the
Spice girls there for tea They lost one more
they're down from four to my favourite number of
three But they're still quite spicy as the orange
flavour And oh so nice to do me the favour and
lick my icing under the table now But I gotta
leave town Mr. Nally, Just as scary spice was
about to go down on me And don't ask how Mr. Nally
and give up the towel Mr. Nally and run.

I dreamed I went to Singapore got bored and robbed
a liquor store What for? Nobody knows I only took
a couple of Marlboros Oh that was all they needed
and the criminal was soon defeated And now in jail
I'm waiting for my punishment of caning But I
gotta think fast Mr. Nally, watch your ass, say
wake up and laugh and run

Better Mr run, Mr rand, Mr Mac, Mr. Nally Mr run,
Mr man, you got the knack for the rally and run.

I had a chance to visit the north pole but it was
way too cold to smoke Oh my nose was freezing I
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should could use some coughing and wheezing So I
tried it anyway and the place went up in flames
How was I suppose to know you could catch fire to
the snow Oh lord way to go Mr. Nally, way to go,
oh now you're melting the poles mr nally so run.

I jumped ship in NYC then headed south to
Washington DC Didn't think I'd go there but played
some shows there fancy lucky me And it is really
slow there with our new president on TV Too many
politicians and liberal Christians they're all set
out for me Oh my, cast your vote Mr. Nally,
castrate your vote, no you don't, Mr. Nally

I thumbed a ride across the prairie, I got hitched
in Vegas, yeah, I got married To a lady who loved
me she thought it's be funny to gamble all my
money And I got stranded without my clothes, a
little bit of fear and loathing heart attack I got
chased by the rat pack once in a flashback,
singing viva Las Vegas. Singing viva Las Vegas,
viva Las Vegas, singing viva Las Vegas

I settled down in San Diego and smoked a joint
with java Joe And with a grin he took me in
spilling coffee on his chin And I played my show
there, I met my bitches and ho's there And with my
holy ho they kindly let me shake my tail there But
one more thing before I go there's never been any
place like this home For once in a lifetime maybe
I'd be foolish not to stay I gotta get away,
running to play, say what can I say C'est, c'est
c'est la vie C'est c'esat c'est la, la vie C'est
la vie
Lyrics: Dream Life of Rand McNally, Jason Mraz [end]