Jimmy Fallon Dorms, Shower Baskets, & the Walk of
Shame Lyrics:
[Disc scratches in]

[Jimmy Fallon:]
See, that's what college is all about, man you
gotta love college, man it's the best thing in the
world. You drink, you have fun, you do the Walk of
Shame.

[Crowd cheers]

[Jimmy Fallon:]
Yeah! You gotta do the Walk of Shame! For those of
you who don't know what the Walk of Shame is,
that's when you hook up with someone the night
before and you have to walk all the way across
campus all dishevelled the next morning, in the
same clothes.

[Crowd cheers some more]

[Jimmy Fallon: (Higher voice)]
Oh no, no, I was over at the libray, I was over...
I stayed overnight, overnight studying.

[Crowd laughs]

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[Jimmy Fallon:]
You go to your dorm in the morning, there's like a
line of kids waiting to get to the shower. It's
like, bunch of zombies just walking, uh-uh-uh. The
guy with the flip-flops is beating everybody.
[Flip-flop sounds]
He's got his little basket of stuff with him.

[Crowd laughs]

[Jimmy Fallon:]
You have to have your little shower basket of
stuff. This little baskets holds, like, your
shampoo, your soap, your loofa.

[Crowd cheers]

[Jimmy Fallon:]
And girls have, like, this nice loofa. It's like
this little mesh, pink loofa. Takes off your dead
skin, it's really nice. No, for guys we have the
option, we have, like, this French bread lookin'
loofa that rips out your ass hair. Yeah, thank you
very much. Ow, ow! [Scratching sounds]
Ow, ow! Walking back to my dorm, everyone's like,
"Hey Jim, nice tan!" I'm like,
"It's my third layer of skin!" [Crowd
laughs]
"I just over-loofa'd. Call the doctor. The
wind hurts me, who's got the window open? Shut
it!"

[Crowd cheers and laughs as the track scratches
out]
Lyrics: Dorms, Shower Baskets, & the Walk of Shame, Jimmy
Fallon [end]