Jimmy Fallon Troll Doll Celebrities Lyrics:
[Jimmy Fallon with a British accent]
Hello. Hello my name is Jimmy Fallon, and welcome
to the auditions for Troll Productions Inc.
Remember, we're looking for a star or celebrity to
sponsor our new line of trolls dolls, in our new
series of commercials. So thanks for coming. Let's
just start the auditions, uh, first up, Mr. John
Travolta.

[Jimmy Fallon as John Travolta]
She's like, I swear to God, I mean I can't believe
you guys are trying to sell these things, right. I
mean like, who does his hair? I mean like, his
hair's so frizzy. I mean like, you guys can
probably get some, like, anti-friz shampoo or
something, right? I mean, I don't know how you
guys expect to sell these things looking so weird,
right? [His laugh from Grease.] A-huh-huh.

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
Thank you, uh, next up, Cliff Calvin, the mailman
from Cheers?

[Jimmy Fallon as Cliff Clavin]
Hey, thanks a lot to ya buddy. I was talking with
Marty about these dolls. Turns out, the uh, turns
out the actual midget trolls were made in the
1300's, by, uh, Indian chiefs looking for a story
to keep their children occupied. These trolls are
nice, but i'd rather be having a beer with Normy
back at the bar.

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
Thank you, Cliffy. Uh, next up, uh, comedian Jerry
Seinfeld.

[Jimmy Fallon as Jerry Seinfeld]
Okay people, okay. Will ya look at these things? I
mean, do you remember when dolls used to have
moving arms and legs? Am I right? He doesn't have
any pants on! What's the deal with that?! No
pants! You get the doll. You don't get the pants!

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
Thank you, uh, next up, actor Nicolas Cage.
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[Jimmy Fallon as Nicolas Cage]
Who? What? Where?

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
That's all I got for that one actually. Next up,
uh, comedian Robin Williams.

[Jimmy Fallon as Robin Williams]
Oh yes, troll dolls, yes. A beautiful thing, yes.
It's a beautiful thing. Yes. Looks like Don King
on Viagra, yes. Yes, suddenly the guy's at home
going, "What the hell's going on
there?", yes. Meanwhile, there's a kid at
home going, "Daddy, I want the Harry Potter
doll!", yes. Meanwhile, the guy's at home
going, "I'm seeing the anti-Christ and it is
a troll doll!", yes. Suddenly Arnold
Schwarzenegger's at home going, "Yah, I like
to eat troll doll with my English Muffin.",
yes. Suddenly, Mr. Happy's coming out going,
"Lewinski, Lewinski!", yes. Thank you.

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
Uh, next up, next up, next up for the audtions,
uh, Mr. Gilbert Gottfried.

[Jimmy Fallon as Gilbert Gottfried]
What is this? What kinda kid plays with something
like this? They're so weird looking! What kinda
kid would play with something like this? I'd like
to be the voice of this. And that's not good.

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
Thank you. Last but not least, uh, Mr. Adam
Sandler.

[Jimmy Fallon as Adam Sandler and his mother]
[Adam:] Alright, how ya doing? Alright, this is,
uh, okay. This is, uh, this is me, giving a troll
doll to, to my mother, okay Here we go. Uh, uh,
mom, I, uh. Hi. I uh, I uh, I got you a troll.
[Making baby sounds]
[Mother:] What did you say? [Adam:] I said, I, uh,
I said I got you a troll. [More baby sounds]
[Mother:] I can't hear you. What did you say to
your poor mother? Speak up, please. [Adam:] I
said, I got you a troll. [Mother:] I'm outta
control? What are you saying?! [Adam:] I wish you
would just take the doll and, SHUT UP!

[Crowd cheers]

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
That's enough for the trolls. Thank you very much.

[Disc scratches the track out]
Lyrics: Troll Doll Celebrities, Jimmy Fallon [end]