John Prine Dear Abby Lyrics:
Dear Abby, Dear Abby ...
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my
rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that
I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter,
Won't you give me a call
Signed Bewildered

Bewildered, Bewildered...

Chorus:
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you
ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my
kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is
the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive
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I'd wish I were dead
Signed Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy...

Repeat Chorus

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed Noise-maker

Noise-maker, Noise-maker

Repeat Chorus

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend
would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat
just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and
her pants to her knees
Signed Just Married

Just Married, Just Married...

Repeat Chorus

Signed Dear Abby
Lyrics: Dear Abby, John Prine [end]