Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think,
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.
Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man,
if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan.

'Cause I'm a blonde - yeah, yeah, yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde - yeah, yeah, yeah!

I see people working and it just makes me giggle,
'cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle.

'Cause I'm a blonde - B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook.
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me,
but I have this philosophy, "So what?"

'Cause I'm a blonde - yeah, yeah, yeah!

I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for them,
'cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em.

'Cause I'm a blonde - nyah, nyah, nyah!
'Cause I'm a blonde - nyah, nyah, nyah!

They say to make it you need talent and ambition,
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Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . .
oh, yeah, okay "Duck Magnum, duck!"

'Cause I'm a blonde - yeah, yeah, yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde - yeah, yeah, yeah!

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course,
I can't spell BW but I got a Porsche.

'Cause I'm a blonde - B-L-I-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August
is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
but my goal is to become a veterinarian, cause I love children.

'Cause I'm a blonde - yeah, yeah, yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde - yeah, yeah, yeah!

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true.
With my hair and body, you would be too.

'Cause I'm a blonde - B-L- . . . I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde - yeah, yeah, yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde - yeah, yeah, yeah!