KEITH ANDERSON "XXL" Lyrics

Keith Anderson XXL Lyrics:

Well, Mamma was exhausted after she had me
Took two nurses to hold me and one nurse to slap me
Doctor turned to Mamma and he shook his head
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
"This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell
Ooh, brr, Mamma, he's a double XL"

By the second grade, I was five foot two
Fifth grade, I was wearin' a size 12 shoe
Eighth grade, I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall
And the coaches had me playin' High School football
Uncle Roy said, "Boy, you'll make the NFL
Ooh, brr, son you're a double XL"

Double XL, double XL
Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell
Double XL, double XL
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooh, brr, baby, I'm a double XL, hey

Here we go
Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
They want a real man with meat on his bones
I'll yank their Yankees, ring their southern bells
They say, "Ooh, brr, we love a double XL"

Double XL, double XL
Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell
Double XL, double XL
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooh, brr, baby I'm a double XL

Double XL solo

Well, double XL, double XL
Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell
Double XL, double XL
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooh, brr, baby I'm a double XL

Well if you have any doubts, come see for yourself
Why all the girls love a double XL
Ooh, brr, yeah I'm a double XL

Yeah, oh
Triple XL too

	Even More XXL lyrics, Keith Anderson related songs
	6. Ac/dc → C.o.d. 7. Gavin friday & the man seezer → Blue blue moon 8. Big tymers → Rocky 9. Billie → B to the i 10. The heads → Blue blue moon 11. Electric six → Devil nights 12. M.o.d → Satan's cronies 13. Cledus t. judd → Ricky tidwell's mama is gonna play football 14. Arcadia → El diablo 15. Judas priest → Race with the devil 16. Pulp → Whiskey in the jar 17. John williams → Double trouble 18. Cam'ron → Where i'm from 19. Joshua kadison → El diablo amor 20. John wesley harding → The devil in me 21. Guttermouth → I'm destroying the world 22. Mary-kate and ashley olsen → Double up 23. Mindy mccready → Without love 24. Chris ledoux → Ol' double diamond 25. B.b. king → How blue can you get