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Version 1 of King Missile Lyrics Detachable Penis (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/k/king-missile/detachable-penis/v1....) Version 1 of the lyrics | |||||||||||||
| 1 | Transcribed by: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) | 1 | ||||||||||||
| 2 | Subject: Detachable Penis | 2 | ||||||||||||
| 3 | Date: 15 Dec 92 07:26:20 GMT | 3 | ||||||||||||
| 4 | Detatchable Penis, by King Missile | 4 | ||||||||||||
| I woke up this morning with a bad hangover | I woke up this morning with a bad hangover | |||||||||||||
| 1 | And my penis was missing again | And my penis was missing again. | 1 | |||||||||||
| 2 | This happens all the time | This happens all the time. | 2 | |||||||||||
| 3 | It's detachable | It's detachable. | 3 | |||||||||||
| 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||
| 4 | This comes in handy a lot of the time | [background singing begins: | 4 | |||||||||||
| 5 | I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble | "detachable penis" over and over] | 5 | |||||||||||
| 2 | Or I can rent it out when I don't need it | 2 | ||||||||||||
| 6 | This comes in handy a lot of the time. | 6 | ||||||||||||
| 7 | But now and then I go to a party | I can leave it home, when I think | 7 | |||||||||||
| 8 | Get drunk | it's gonna get me in trouble, | 8 | |||||||||||
| 9 | And the next the morning, I can't for the life of me | or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. | 9 | |||||||||||
| 10 | Remember what I did with it | But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, | 10 | |||||||||||
| 11 | and the next morning I can't for the life of me | 11 | ||||||||||||
| 12 | First I looked around my apartment | remember what I did with it. | 12 | |||||||||||
| 13 | And I couldn't find it | First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. | 13 | |||||||||||
| 14 | So I called up the place where the party was | So I called up the place where the party was, | 14 | |||||||||||
| 15 | They hadn't seen it either | they hadn't seen it either. | 15 | |||||||||||
| 3 | 3 | |||||||||||||
| I asked them to check the medicine cabinet | I asked them to check the medicine cabinet | |||||||||||||
| 16 | 'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes | 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes | 16 | |||||||||||
| 17 | But not this time | But not this time. | 17 | |||||||||||
| 18 | So I told them if it pops up to let me know | So I told them if it pops up to let me know. | 18 | |||||||||||
| 19 | I called a few people who were at the party, | 19 | ||||||||||||
| 20 | I called a few people who were at the party | but they were no help either. | 20 | |||||||||||
| 21 | But they were no help either | I was starting to get desperate. | 21 | |||||||||||
| 22 | I was starting to get desperate | I really don't like being without my penis for too long. | 22 | |||||||||||
| 23 | I really don't like being without my penis for too long | It makes me feel like less of a man, | 23 | |||||||||||
| 24 | and I really hate having to sit down | 24 | ||||||||||||
| 25 | It makes me feel like less of a man | every time I take a leak. | 25 | |||||||||||
| 26 | And I really hate to having to sit down | After a few hours of searching the house, | 26 | |||||||||||
| 27 | Every time I take a leak | and calling everyone I could think of, | 27 | |||||||||||
| 28 | I was starting to get very depressed, | 28 | ||||||||||||
| 29 | After a few hours of searching the house | so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. | 29 | |||||||||||
| 30 | And calling everyone I could think of | Then, as I walked down Second Avenue | 30 | |||||||||||
| 31 | I was starting to get very depressed | towards St. Mark's Place, | 31 | |||||||||||
| 32 | So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast | where all those people sell used books | 32 | |||||||||||
| 33 | and other junk on the street, | 33 | ||||||||||||
| 34 | Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place | I saw my penis lying on a blanket | 34 | |||||||||||
| 35 | Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street | next to a broken toaster oven. | 35 | |||||||||||
| 36 | I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven | Some guy was selling it. | 36 | |||||||||||
| 37 | Some guy was selling it | I had to buy it off him. | 37 | |||||||||||
| 38 | He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I | 38 | ||||||||||||
| 39 | I had to buy it off him | talked him down to seventeen. | 39 | |||||||||||
| 40 | He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17 | I took it home, washed it off, | 40 | |||||||||||
| 41 | I took it home, washed it off | and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. | 41 | |||||||||||
| 42 | And put it back on | People sometimes tell me I should get | 42 | |||||||||||
| 43 | it permanently attached, | 43 | ||||||||||||
| 44 | I was happy again, complete | but I don't know. | 44 | |||||||||||
| 45 | People sometimes tell me | Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, | 45 | |||||||||||
| 46 | I should get it permanently attached but I don't know | I like having a detachable penis. | 46 | |||||||||||
| 4 | Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass | 4 | ||||||||||||
| 5 | I like having a detachable penis | 5 | ||||||||||||
| 47 | Detachable penis | [background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for | 47 | |||||||||||
| 48 | Detachable penis | a while, then out] | 48 | |||||||||||
| 6 | Detachable penis | 6 | ||||||||||||
| 7 | ... | 7 | ||||||||||||
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