KING MISSILE Lyrics, I'M SORRY (v.1)

King Missile I'm Sorry Lyrics:

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No I never was in vietnam
I never once dove into an empty swimming pool
I never let the carpet walk right out from under me
I never painted a house or a tree
I never did become an exotic dancer or a
customer service representative
I never took the pulse of a dying duck
Or gave mouth to mouth resusitation to a horsefly
In a way I spose you could say my experience is quite limited
For example,
I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a brrom
closet while singing Waltzing
Matilda
I never sawed a television in half
Although I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitar
I never played a decent game of jacks
I never played poker with a toothless one
eyed pirate who kept picking his
teeth with a bowie knife to distract me
while his parrot looked over my
shoulder and told him what cards I had by
using an elaborate code involving
vomiting, chirping and sea shanties
I never bought a lamp
Wait I did buy a lamp once
But I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolactic
I never bought lima beans or lime pudding
I never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie album
I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L"
Except lollipops, lightbulbs and lettuce ... and the lamp
I never layed down for a nap and found the
Everly brotehrs in bed with me
I never let a cyborg take out the garbage
I'm sorry I stole the radio
I did it
I sawed the legs off the periodic table
I re-elected the President
I did it, it was my fault
I farted in the church
I'm sorry I did many many bad things
And I am so sorry

	I'm Sorry lyrics, King Missile related songs
	1. Sweetbox → Never never 2. Brandy → Intro 3. The watchmen → Soft parade 4. The hippos → Slow it down 5. Paul westerberg → Best thing that never happened 6. Big & rich → Never been down 7. Bad astronaut → Grey suits 8. Sammy hagar → Never give up 9. My chemical romance de pau → The ghost of you 10. The rolling stones → Beast of burden 11. Joe perry project → Never wanna stop 12. Inxs → Taste it 13. Steve miller → Never say no 14. Kid rock → You never met a motherfucker quite like me 15. Lamb of god → More time to kill 16. My chemical romance → The ghost of you 17. My chemical romance...ivan... → The ghost of you 18. My chemicl romance → The ghost of you 19. Nazareth → Road ladies 20. Exit → Duality