King Missile Lyrics
The Story of Willy

On the morning of the day of the Apocalypse Willy
woke up and made himself bacon and eggs and rye
toast He did usually eat bacon, but since today
was such a special day, He figured why not, like
most people these days, He had a hard time keeping
his food down, but that didn't stop Willy from
eating He enjoyed food to much. Willy went
outside, he loved to breathe fresh air, but he
went outside anyway He decided to head across the
street and visit his good friend Bob. When Willy
got to Bob's house, he found that Bob, in utter
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despair, Had shot himself in the head, "Some
people have no patience whatsoever" Willy
proclaimed, Well, I'm not going to kill myself,
I'm sticking it out, today's a special day The
last day of planet Earth and I'm going to enjoy
myself Maybe today I won't go to the health spa,
Maybe I'll just stay here and drink all of Bob's
beer Or maybe when Bob's wife comes home, I'll
take her out dancing Yeah, that's it, dancing I'm
going home to get changed Willy raced out the door
into the street, not noticing the runaway
steamroller That flattened him into a pancake in
less that one second The World would have to end
without Willy