Kinky Friedman People who Read People Magazine Lyrics:
(Kinky Friedman)

Well, I'm here to say I got turned away from
Studio 54 Back to neon lights and lonely nights
and saw-dust on the floor And if she ever loved
me, she don't love me anymore, And if anyone
should ask me, here's who I'm singing for:

For the people who read People Magazine, For the
soap opera lovers, for the home-town bowling team,
For everybody everywhere who's ever lost a dream,
For the people who read people who read People
Magazine.

Now if you're too New York for Texas, too Texas
for L.A. You been chasing trends like rainbow ends
but you're always just a song away And if the
White House wouldn't have ya, play in every little
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honky-tonk and bar The good Lord made the Heavens,
ah but He never made a star.

No, its the people who read People Magazine, It's
the soap opera lovers, its the home-town bowling
team, It's everybody everywhere who's ever lost a
dream, For the people who read people who read
People Magazine.

And to tell you the truth this telephone booth
gets lonesome in the rain, But son, I'm 21 in
Nashville and I'm 43 in Maine. And when your mama
gets home, would you tell her I phoned, it'd take
a life-time to explain That I'm a country-picker
with a bumper-sticker that says: "God Bless John
Wayne".

And bless the people who read People Magazine,
Bless the soap opera lovers, bless the home-town
bowling team, Bless everybody everywhere who's
ever lost a dream, For the people who read people
who read People Magazine. Bless the people who
read people who read People Magazine.
Lyrics: People who Read People Magazine, Kinky Friedman [end]