Check one two, this song right here is dedicated
to all the soccor moms all arcoss the world Can i
get more cow bell on this (cow bell) I'm a plain
white rapper in a minivan Just a plain white
rapper in a minivan Just a plain white rapper in a
minivan And I'm sittin on 20's (you're a liar)
Okay their really 18's but I keep them clean.

I've got a red minivan from 1996 The window's
broke and you know I won't ever get it fixed
(which is pretty pathetic, actually) I'm bumpin'
Veggie Tales I ain't even got any kids (Yeah, so
what? I listen to Veggie Tales, so what?) People
think I'm nuts but I just told them this

I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan Just a plain
white rapper in a minivan Just a plain white
rapper in a minivan And I'm sittin on 20 inch rims
(oookay..) Okay their really 16's but I keep them
clean.

To all the soccer moms taking their kids to karate
Keep sippin' on your mochachokafrokamochachoka
latties (soy lo carb lo fat lo chi....starbucks)
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/37TZThis song is dedicated to you and everybody
(Tweezy got love for the soccer moms) So put your
hands up right now if you really wanna party

I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan Just a plain
white rapper in a minivan Just a plain white
rapper in a minivan And I'm sittin on 20 inch rims
(stop lying) Okay their really 14's but I keep
them clean.

Once upon a time a turtle hit my car on interstate
75 (this is a true story) And the poor little
turtle crawled off of the road and he died (single
teardrop) I stood there on the roadside and I
wanted to cry(poor little turtle) Except for the
fact that the stinkin' turtle made my engine
overheat and the car almost fried (and itcost me
$300)

I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan Just a plain
white rapper in a minivan Just a plain white
rapper in a minivan And I'm sittin on 20 inch
rims......