Lagwagon Beer Goggles Lyrics:
The turn out tonight is weak
The crowd is looking meager
Only 40 to 50 in the flock
But 3 more beers and I'm
playin' Woodstock
And you can probably see that
we're not all that tight
A couple more drinks will
alter your sight
That does not mean fight
I'm not saying I have to be drunk
But tequila shots make it more fun
I'm havin' fun
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[Chorus]
Oh, Beer Goggles
I love to put them on
Next to eachother at the bar
She's thinkin' he's the one
I'm thinkin' where's my car
She thinks I look good
Obviously she didn't smell that fart
"Oh, what kind of cologne is
that you're wearing?"
Hey man, it's a start
"Hi, my name's Barbie"
"My name's Ken"
The perfect couple 'cause
we're drunk in the head
I'm drunk again
[Repeat Chorus]
And one size fits all!!!
Lyrics: Beer Goggles, Lagwagon [end]