Lawnmower Deth Anyone for Tinnies Lyrics:
It's the time Last orders chime Closing time, Toll
the bell, Don't panic, Last order bell, Before I
roam I feel my mouth Begin to foam, It's not too
late To get some tins Seal my fate, I need to
quench my raging thirst There's plenty more cash
in my purse I say bartender, re-open the bar
straight away I believe a lock-in is order of the
day, ANY ONE FOR LOCK-INS I don't see why
Landlords got the buff Lock-ins are great I was
perfectly chuffed I was perfectly chuffed, Why is
be wielding that hat The one of the baseball
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variety This puts pay to my play The twist of my
sobriety, Well that did nothing for my nerves What
a terrible fright I'll go and find a liquor store
In the dead of the night Anyone for tinnies
There's ducks in my mouth An alcoholic drought My
nerves are in tatters Inebriation is all that
matters, What is the problem with the world All I
want is to have a drink Pour that brew right down
my neck I don't ask much I don't think, So off we
go, back to my place Open my fridge and peer
within On comes the light, look round the lettuce
My fridge is full, it's tinnies heaven, Grab a
four pack and a few tins more On with the telly,
slump on the floor The Hitman and Her I thankfully
missed Who gives a sod, I'm totally pissed
Lyrics: Anyone for Tinnies, Lawnmower Deth [end]