Lawnmower Deth Enter mr. Formica Lyrics:
It's been a while Since you last met me Aeons ago
On ooh crikey, Right back then I was a boring git
Who had a social life As rare as a rocking horse
shit, Bob fucking Catley Was bardly the word Nuno
Bettencourt A right flamin' nerd, But now I've
returned A true nineties bloke Because I've risen
my head An even bigger joke, My names Mr. Formica
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My middle name is probably Keith I've got my flash
& Mr.Sheen I am now armed to the teeth, To cook
the food And watch the kids Wash out the undies
Remove the skids, Polish the windows And then
watch this morning Go flower arranging I'm right
fuckin' boring, The moral of this story Is don't
listen to bands who are shit Like Magnum for
example 'Cos you'll become a real wet git, At the
start of this song My life had improved But I've
just realised That it hasn't
Lyrics: Enter mr. Formica, Lawnmower Deth [end]