Lawnmower Deth Lawnmowers for Heroes, Comics for
Zeros Lyrics:
I hate comics, they suck the big one, I long for
the day when marvel is long gone, Comics are for
pre-pubescent moronic slime Who've got nothing
better to do with their time, The one I most hate
is Superman, An underpant wearing flying phallic
gland, On Krypton he collects his strength and
girth, I wish he'd been aborted at birth, I hate
Dan Dare and the Mekon with no hair, They live in
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space, I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics
full of space ships, I'd rather read a magazine
full of gardening tips, Batman and Robin help
people out a tight spot, Batman and Robin so
fucking what, They live in Gotham, what do they
want, a clap? If they lived in Bradford they'd
still be crap, Swamp thing I really do despair,
Looks like a marshmallow with seaweed of hair,
What kind of hero is that supposed to be, A
walking giant sea anemone, Come and join me in the
human race, Where there's no super heroes in
cartoon space
Lyrics: Lawnmowers for Heroes, Comics for Zeros, Lawnmower
Deth [end]