Lemon Demon Run, Harry, Run! Lyrics:
Harry Potter spent his Summers waiting for the
Fall He'd count the days, and dream each night of
Hogwarts' distant call The Dursley's, Harry's
relatives, were wretched as can be-a He prayed
each night to Satan that they'd die from gonhorrea

But one day he recieved a note that Hogwarts had
burned down "Oh no!" he cried, and
quickly donned a disappointed frown He trashed his
room and tore his books, and then went for his
trunk But Dumbledore popped out and bellowed,
"Harry! You've been PUNK'D!"

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Harry stared in disbelief at Dumbledore's old
smirk He knew it was joke, but he got pissed and
went berserk He threw the old man to the ground
and punched him in the beard He pinned him down
with all his weight, and that's when it got weird

Dumbledore was smiling as young Harry sat on top
He made a funny noise and ordered Harry not to
stop But Harry got freaked out and threw a large
book at his head And Dumbledore stopped moving, it
seemed Dumbledore was dead

Run, Harry, run, Harry, run! You killed your
headmaster, now your problem's just begun Run,
Harry, run, Harry, run! Who can fend off Voldemort
now? No one
Lyrics: Run, Harry, Run!, Lemon Demon [end]