Lyrics Language: English Song writer/composer(s): Marlon Williams, James Todd Smith
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LL Cool JMilky Cereal Lyrics:
Ooh yeah
Mh
Hey yo, man
Ain't nothin like a nice bowl of
cornflakes in the morning
to smooth you out
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal [2x]
[VERSE 1]
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest female of them all?
It was Frosted Flake, she loved to bowl
And although her skin was white
she had a lot of soul
Rich female, very debonnaire
Drivin a Rolls with rollers in her hair
We was hangin out, pumpin the stereo
She took me to a club, I think
the name was Cheerio's
She walked like she was jumpin a hurdle
I was happy as a kid that just saw
_Mutant Ninja Turtles_
A guy walked over, said, "Your earring's cute"
I said, "I'm wearin a earring, but
it ain't no Fruit Loop"
Me and Frosted went to get a drink
But she ordered somethin bugged and I
ain't know what to think
She ordered potassium, calcium
Carbohydrate scotch with sodium
She took me to her crib, threw me on the couch
I woke up the next morning
with a spoon in my mouth
She's
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal [4x]
[VERSE 2]
I went to Vegas, didn't think it'd do any harm
I walked into this girl named Lucky Charm
For some reason we walked in the rain
She had a four-leaf clover
with a big gold chain
She had a salary that was full
of calories, for real
And I was in the mood for a homecooked meal
So we went to be alone
But we had to be quiet, cause
her cornpops was home
Kissed her neck, kissed her
back, kissed her arms
I said, "Forget it, let me
see your lucky charms"
When we began her hairstyle was neat
But when I left the next morning it
looked like shredded wheat
Talked about marriage, I said, "That's risky
Besides, it's such a waste of Rice Crispies"
She had a robe with the velours material
Her pops woke up, I said, "Hello Mr. Cereal
I came this morning to deliver the paper"
He said, "Stop frontin, I know
you caught the vapors
That's my daughter, so save your croonin
You better find another bowl of
cereal to stick your spoon in"
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal [4x]
Yeah, check this out here:
[VERSE 3]
Then there was Pebbles, times was rough
She was turnin tricks to get
her 'coo-coo puff!'
Her mind was gone, but she
turned me on, in fact
She was wearin an Apple Jack hat
With a full-link fox and some pink bobby-socks
Her father had a greedy
disease, fried chicken pocks
We called him Hungry Jack
He talked like pops, and then he
dressed like The Mack
He invited me out to lunch
With a old army buddy of his, Captain Crunch
The waiter said, "Jack, what
would you like today?"
He said, "I don't know, just
make it Special, 'K?"
He said, "Cool," came back with the order
That's when I said, "Hey yo,
Jack, I like your daughter"
He said, "Pebbles? Boy, are your crazy?
I said, "Nah, I wanna ride in a Mercedes
She could sing while I'm swingin my thing
Cause her burgers taste
better than Burger King"
He said, "Go party, do some minglin
You and my daughter, your
brain must be jinglin"
I said, "It's smooth, no disrespect
She'll sign a pre-nup, so she don't
get half of my week check"
Then we walked down the aisle
Our honeymoon was milky - cereal style
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