Hey yo don't go near the speakers
[ LL Cool J ]
The big showdown the display of skill
I'm the type of guy, so put your girl on the pill
Take a family snapshot and kiss your wife
Cause I'm like a knife, I call, creep and slice
And I'll take your life and choke you like a python
I'ma do you wrong
Any emcee who you wanna name?
I'm one panther that can't be tamed
You can talk about guns, punk, it don't alarm me
I've got enough cash to make a whole damn army
I can't hold back the way that I feel
Cause when I bust a rhyme it's like you're slippin on banana peels
You're like fruit cake, you fruit cocktails
First your title now I'm taking your female
All of a sudden you're so proud and black
A baseball hat but you ain't sayin Jack
The Ripper is back and you can't escape
Cause one of my records will sell more than your whole tape
I want beef,bring on the rookies
I got more than just Cool J cookies
Rip, romp, crush, stomp, be calm, I'm poison, come and take a chomp
I'll bet you your teeth will end up around the corner kid
Don't ask me why I did
Uncivilized damage to a nobody
And I'm carrying a gun if I'm rhyming at a party
New York, Chicago, Detroit, LA
I'll slay wherever you play
D.C. or Philly, or Baltimore
I murder the rich, and maim the poor
Perpetrating in your video, here's a real schooling
Country accents, who you think you're foolin?
I play Russian Roulette not craps
You're only known cause of Yo MTV Raps
And Rap City and BET
And Channel 31 and but now here I come
To save the day and now you're getting done
Like a hooker, don't try to sew, crumb
The first sign of the battle you little fink
Is you see blood coming out of your kitchen sink
Your Mic's a baby bottle son
Some say they ain't but I am the one
To slice and dice and fry and boil and plate and serve
Another herd a word occurred to him that he can
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move or wouldn't get moved on
Like a shotgun blast, big mouth emcees I'll bet you none last
cause they ain't sable or able
And I boost the party like jumper cables
So plug me in and put me on
Arsenio Hall so I can battle them all
From coast to coast, blind, crippled, or crazy
You use the dictionary but you still don't phase me
Listen you're weak and you sound cheap
You preach about blackness but you represent wackness
You're knocking on the castle door, but when you fall in the moat
I won't see you no more
Let's get together and diss LL
Use his name and your records might sell
I can't believe you band of dead maggots
Crawling all over my name, I won't have it
You better look in the mirror and rethink your plan
Wipe off your quicksand
When you can stand on your own two feet
I'm rippin emcees, a funky drum, the big beat
Name the date and the arena
You three-year old ballerina
I can't believe the suckers try to throw-down
Whether you're new or older than Motown
Just kick back battles I attack wack with a psycho rap
You can't handle the format
Whether you're suave or swooth
Rough or rugged, all I need is a groove
I'll display a way to slay, punk play the pay
Mr. Morris is in the buffet
Some of y'all are sittin in bowls
Plates of hot butter rolls
Beat you with bologna
Stab you with salami
Cause when I get hot, I get hot like pastrami
Then I make ya wonder why you don't hear bass
But you feel the thunder
You get couth I knock out your tooth
We'll be fighting from the lobby to the roof
You annoy me like a roach at dinnertime
Yo Marley (Whassup?) it's Miller Time
(Nah man, just kick it a little more)
Pass the brass knuckles, let me break his jaw
When I'm on the microphone I want silence
Let KRS-One stop the violence
Ain't no rivals ain't no competition
Punk, I'm beatin you into submission
I'm gettin busier than ever before
Never more will I slack I'ma keep it real raw
Eat you up like a fat jam
Videos more popular than Batman
Ripping you to shreds, tap you on the head
And then leave the battle looking as happy as a newly wed
Give me a tech-nine to spray
Save the beat and put it on layaway
I'll make a man demand a ban a stand for fans who understand
Then you'll weep about the murdergram |
