Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine,
We've got to make the Bear's before closing time.
We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub,
We like us ale and we like us grub,
We're the Macc Lads and we hate fuckin' poofs.
We're the Lads from Macc,
We want some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc, alright?
Now before we go out shaggin' the night,
We drive around insulting every bugger in sight,
Here's an old bag, just the job,
Right lads, lets get ready wi' gob,
Stanley Ogden? He's a fuckin' slob.
We're the Lads from Macc,
We want some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc.
We're the Macc Lads, we're fuckin' rough,
We like us ale, we can't get enough,
We're the Macc Lads and we hate fuckin' poofs.
We're the Lads from Macc,
We want some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc, alright?
Get your gob 'round me knob,
Get your teeth 'round me beef,
Get your lipstick 'round me dipstick,
Get your smackers 'round me knackers,
Get your gums 'round me plums,
Talk to me pork,
Get your smackers round me knackers.
Alright my son?
We're the Lads from Macc,
We want some crack,
We're the Lads from Macc, alright?
(Repeat x2)
Beer 'n' Sex 'n' Chips 'n' Gravy
Clean me teeth, put on me best clobber,
Tonight's the night I'm going fer knob 'er,
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But you can't fuck yer bird on a 29 bus,
One, two, one two three four,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' chips 'n' gravy
It's all a Macc Lad wants,
Beer 'n' sex 'n' chips 'n' gravy,
Tasty bit of cunt.
So gerrup off the floor,
Finish yer chips, we're gonna fer sup some more.
I pulled a punt down the Fox & Grapes,
A game of darts an' a lot of beer,
I said "Can you hold your liquor love?"
She said "Yes I can - always by the ears."
Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
Tasty bit of cunt,
Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
It's all a Macc Lad wants.
I've told you once before,
Gerrup off the floor,
Finish yer chips, we're gonna
go sup some more...
Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and chips and gravy.
Treat yer women like toilets,
The're happier when you're abusing 'em,
But toilets don't follow yer 'round,
When you've finished using 'em
One two three four,
Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
Gerrit down yer necks.
Beer an' sex an' sex an' gravy..
Fade out