Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Brother for Sale Lyrics:
Well, we think this world is a real nice place
But we think that it's a crime
That we should have an older brother
Who picks on us all the time
So, next time he's sleeping in his room
We're goin' to sneak in and tie him
Then we'll take him out into the street
And see if someone will buy him

Brother for sale, only fifty cents
Brother for sale, he's not a big expense
You can hug him, you can bug him, you could buy or rent
Brother for sale, only fifty cents

Hey, would anybody like to buy
A slightly used big brother?
Even if you have one now
Trade him for another
He will help you with the chores
And he's fairly clean
The only problem is, sometimes
He can be so mean!

Brother for sale, twenty-five cents
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Brother for sale, he's not a big expense
You can hug him, you can bug him, you could buy or rent
Brother for sale, twenty-five cents

If mom knew we were selling him
We would really get it
Buy him now, don't pay 'til June
On approved credit
Buy him now, and we'll tell you
What we will do, mister
We'll even throw into the deals
Our little baby sister

Brother for sale, only ten cents
Brother for sale, he's not a big expense
You can hug him, you can bug him, you could buy or rent
Brother for sale, only ten cents

He will always pick you up
When you take a fall
And he's good at showing you
How to catch a ball
He always tells these funny jokes
And does this crazy dance
Hey wait, he sounds like a pretty nice guy,
Let's give him one more chance...

Our brother's not for sale, not for any price
Our brother's not for sale, we guess he will suffice
We like to hug it and we like to bug it, he's really rather nice
Our brother's not for sale, not for any price!
Lyrics: Brother for Sale, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen [end]