Theme Song to "Sanford & Son"
Ha, oh shit, you always goin' to get cha' dick sucked
Ah suck that thang, ha ha
Man that´s a fuckin' rerun, turn the tv off man (Ah shit)
Turn the radio on man, turn the radio on

Radio stations being changed
It ain't'nt nothin' on the radio man
Put that fuckin' Master P tape in repeated to fade

Yo, there go Master P

Master P talking
Ahh, yeah ya know what I´m sayin'
This is for them punk, punk pussy motherfuckers
That didn´t think I could do this, know what I´m sayin
(Sucker ass niggas) Yeah, weak fuckers (AHHHH HAAAA!)
(Yo, yo P man what chu' mean) Yo man I
mean this, know what I´m sayin' (DROP IT!)

Master P
From the Master to the crowd that surrounds me
Once the king speaks you suckers better bow behind me
Yeah, royalties and jewels, I stole ya check
Punk motherfuckers wanna get flicked like a Bic (Suckers!)
I´m just fiendin' to kick some ass
So why cross the line when you know you couldn´t pass
don´t act ignorant cause ya know that I warned ya
Straight from New Orleans but I´m
chillin' in Richmond, California
So you suckers better listen when I speak
A brother that´s hard but very unique
Cause the P is one of a kind
Kick some ass, grab the mic, then I go for mine
So cue the lights, turn up the beat, ya know it´s on
All jealous, punk, suckers better run
If ya play like a motherfuckin' saxophone

Get busy y'all, get busy y'all
Yeah I got my home boy Big O
From The Real Untouchables in the motherfuckin' house
And he gon' kick some shit on the motherfuckin' saxophone
(You motherfuckin' right)

Big O
it´s my turn to drop some shit with my nigga Master P
And I know all you bitch-type niggas say "It couldn´t be"
That crazy motherfucker from The Real Untouchables
Yeah it´s me so sit the fuck back while I flow
And let cha' motherfuckers know ya can´t fuck with P
Whoever fucks with him gots to fuck with me
And that will be ya worst nightmare
Ya punk ass me and P will share
Like a hot apple pie
Every time we lyricate niggas start to die
Cause they don´t know how we do it
Ya wanna battle, forgot ya weak ass rhymes, ya blew it
So don´t get solemn after the sax blows
A lot of ya scream the time that I rip ya throat
Comin' like one of them crazy niggas down Center Street
I left the game now I´m chillin' with Master P
The O can carry more than one so ya know it´s on
And ya just got attacked by the maniac
and played like a saxophone
Sucker ass bitch-type ass niggas

Master P
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/81rEP once again, bustin' some hype shit
To let cha' motherfuckers know I ain´t bullshitin'
And if ya ever think I am just run up
Hit ya one time, knock ya to ya knees then HUH
And watch that nose bleed DAMN! ya know what I´m sayin'
And wouldn't give a fuck about doin' time
Cause to me a few days in county like a parade or second line
Chew a crew up, bitch ever tryin' to press his luck
I do a walk-by and leave him dry like a pool puck
And like a mad muscian I will react
Compose ya ass through sounds of a sax
And once that awkward strut starts strollin'
Out on the streets I´m known as young buck and day totin'
My man Grand Master Scratch adds the finishin' touch
From the sax to the table so just chill as my DJ cuts

DJ scratching
Yo, Sonya C just walked in the house (WHOOOOO!)
And she gon' kick some shit on the motherfuckin' saxophone
Yeah, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO

Sonya C
Sonya C in the place and ya know that it´s on
To kick some shit with P on the
motherfuckin' saxophone (Uh Oh)
Ya probably tricked me cause ya just didn´t know
That a girl could come soft and hard and still flow
It ain´t what cha' say, it´s how ya say it
And if ya don´t like the motherfuckin'
record then don´t play it

Music stops
Yo, yo what cha' doin' that was hot
I wanted to see what´s up

Starts
So you was smartin' and jackin' to the groove
Play that sax and Sonya C makes the crowd move
The record pump, suckers jump, imitators get stumped
(Ya motherfuckers want some)
Now ya suckers better duck and dodge
The heat is on but it´s only P and I (Watch out)
Ya can´t fuck with me, I leave ya screamin'
Ya want sex, ya must be wet dreamin'
Sonya C can duck bitches like a symphony
Now ya understand why you can´t fuck with me
Harmony spreads so ya better move on
And if ya duck ya get played like a got damn saxophone

Master P
I wanna take this time just to let you know
Two guys and a girl but we all from the ghetto
Tryin' to survive the turfs and the game
And special lyrics to make sure you understand
The life that I live ain´t always fun
A lot of dark and sometimes there´s no sun
Since this is the last verse of this dope song
Master P is about to flow like a motherfuckin' saxophone
Shockin' and rockin' and breakin' and takin' the crowd
I can come hardcore as the sax player smile
Should be the first if ya get stuck
Broke like a barn then plucked like a duck
Ya mess with P, ya gamble ya life ya dead
Ya soul and all ya pieces ya see em' goin' like a saxophone
Yeah, ya know what I´m sayin'
It ain´t where ya from, it´s how ya come,
know what I´m sayin' Suckers!