Mc Chris Yachtbirds Lyrics:
Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect,
she walks into the room and all the
guys come down with strep, thinking
they can step, their hands get wet
with sweat, but she been down with me
since Fett's Vette. She's a hard
drinker, lollipop licker, pistol
packin' mama got me posed like the
thinker, she's gold like the Aztecs or
is it the Incas, she calls the shot
and the shot be cunnilingus. She's
heaven sent on the Xbox playing Halo,
wish that she would clean my pipes
like she was draino, wish she wasn't
hotter than a plate of jalapenos, I
feel like a kid that wants to eat like
it's play-dough, you shouldn't, 'cause
that shit be bad for your health, take
one look at her and you'll be
screaming for help, call up the
police, say put me in a cell, I can't
resist this dish, I'm under Emily's
spell, if you couldn't already tell, I
loved every iota, Yoda shoulda told me
she was off to South Dakota, one more
yacht bird flew the coop I guess old
Gordy done screwed the pooch.
Only thing I love more
Than herb is the bird
But my luck's kinda fucked
It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will
'Cause I'm still just a nerd
Ever been left behind
Let me hear ya say word
Only thing I love more
Than herb is the bird
But my luck's kinda fucked
It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will
'Cause I'm still just a nerd
Ever been left behind
Let me hear ya say word
She's a go getter, dressed in
sweater, we watched Blackhawk down
together, her name's Heather, there's
no better, didn't want her to go, but
I had to let her, I started a yacht
club, can't believe she showed up.
Scholiosis chick, one fake tit,
always bitin' her lip, always walkin'
with a limp, always talkin' shit,
always beggin' to kiss 'cause you
can't resist the lips of an MC Chris.
We only had a month to hump, it was
rough, she was the first one that
brought over a toothbrush, she missed
home, horses in the barn, life was
sucking so Kentucky was pulling her
arm, just one bird that got away,
keep up to date by checking her LJ,
on my birthday, she bought me chucks,
not only does it blow, it totally
sucks.
Only thing I love more
Than herb is the bird
But my luck's kinda fucked
It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will
'Cause I'm still just a nerd
Ever been left behind
Let me hear ya say word
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/8134 ]Only thing I love more
Than herb is the bird
But my luck's kinda fucked
It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will
'Cause I'm still just a nerd
Ever been left behind
Let me hear ya say word
Her name was LB
she was an actress
I filled up her
spaces like madlibs
way above average
she was just a sad kid
so I couldn't help
but give the girl my address
she lived in Texas
like to get messed up
like to tease the boys
so she always got dressed up
like to get in fights
with the truckers at the rest stops
she was top notch
and her bod was the best part
fan of mine, summer time
dropping me a line
sounded kinda cute
couldn't help but reply
chilling in her pool
squinting at the sky
cell phone rings
MC Chris says hi
soon we're talking everyday
flirtin' up a storm
plans to road trip
I say word is born
and my mind's set on porn
and I think I'm gonna score
I get down on all fours
start scrubing all the floors
then I get all nervous
that an accident is imminent
never have a chance to relax
and get intimate
arrives at my drive
I sigh, get all shy
so we all get all high
walk down to little five
do a shot, buy some pot
take a seat on the street
she's cute and she's nice
and she's hot and she's sweet
and she makes the first move
'cause I'm set on defeat
then I tongue lap her flaps
'til she snaps and she screams
and she just leaves
and I'm kinda relieved
no OD's, VD's
hearts on my sleeve
not a stalker just a talker
ass tight as weave
once a newbie now a groupie
double clickin' on me
Only thing I love more
Than herb is the bird
But my luck's kinda fucked
It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will
'Cause I'm still just a nerd
Ever been left behind
Let me hear ya say word
Only thing I love more
Than herb is the bird
But my luck's kinda fucked
It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will
'Cause I'm still just a nerd
Ever been left behind
Let me hear ya say word
Lyrics: Yachtbirds, Mc Chris [end]