Mc Lars Horris Internet Relationships (Are not Real
Relationships) Lyrics:
Internet relationships are not real
Your heart people steal but identities conceal
So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys
Laptop computers can be dangerous toys

DARYL47: In the chat room, I inspect.
Who's here tonight? ASL check
CarolBabe69: I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me
an IM and I'll make your day
DARYL47: I'm 22 and my name is Daryl
CarolBabe69: Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol
DARYL47: What do you like Carol?
CarolBabe69: I like to go to shows. I collect
comic books and vintage clothes
What do you like?
DARYL47: I like to skate. I play rock
guitar, but I'm not that great
I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late
I live in San Francisco and hangin' on the Haight
CarolBabe69: Do you like the Golden Gate?
DARYL47: I did when I was eight
CarolBabe69: Maybe I can come and visit?
DARYL47: Maybe you should wait
See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife
I weight 300 pounds and I hate my life
CarolBabe69: Are you serious?
DARYL47: Yes
CarolBabe69: Well, I've got a secret too. I'm
not 20 years old, I'm really 32
I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue
DARYL47: You lied to me Carol
CarolBabe69: Well, you lied to me too

CHORUS
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.
Online relationships are just pretend
Unplug your heart, upgrade your system.
Get, get off the Internet
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Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.
Talking to girls from Moscow to LA
But people can surprise you from behind a screen
Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean

SueChick1990: Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profile
I checked out your pics and I like your style
BOBSTER MAN: Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friend
We can message each other again and again
SueChick1990: Comment on my pics and post on my page
Join my groups and guess my age!
BOBSTER MAN: You must be 18, how could you not?
You can't be in high school you're just too hot
SueChick1990: Let me send you pics for your personal collection
I hope they inspire you and give you a smile
Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene
The cops showed up at his door – she was only 16

REPEAT CHORUS

If you don't believe us here's a final story
About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lorie
Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes
Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise

MARCUSP: We've been dating for a while
but let's cut to the chase
I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face
Laurie69: But what does it matter? You know who I am inside
MARCUSP: What if you're not a woman
and this whole time you lied?
Laurie69: You got me there, I'm not really a female
I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email
MARCUS: So this is why it's bad to meet women online
Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!

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online relationships
internet girrrrrrlllll
internet relationship
fresh
MC lars
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REPEAT CHORUS(2 times)

Online relationships(repeat 8 times)
Lyrics: Internet Relationships (Are not Real Relationships),
Mc Lars Horris [end]