MC LARS "STAT-60" Lyrics

MC Lars Stat-60 Lyrics:

9 o'clock class feels like five
Asleep at three, so sleep deprived
Stat-60 satisfies 2C
The math GER, not the one for me

The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English
The sum of squares? I don't need this
But I'm positive, studying hard
Gotta pass this, no holds barred

But essay due last Thursday, man
Moby Dick, I understand
Up 'till five in the library
Meyer Lair, kind of scary

Asleep at eight, then up at ten
Missed the lecture, can't pretend
I get the null hypothesis
On Tuesday's test, I was dissed

Got Stat-60 on my mind
In my notes and in my rhymes
Chi-squared values all the time
Easy quarter? Not this time

Why'd you have to go
And make things so complicated, Professor Thomas?
Never are the quiz score grades ever inflated
But you taught this

You get involved in radio
Work really hard, get your own show
But whoops, you slip and play a track
Uncensored as matter of fact

The FCC gets on your back
The station manager says it's whack
The probability that you'll lose your show
On 90.1 [unverified] 1.0

Let's say that you're late for class
Racing down, peddling fast
You live in A, class is at B
Integrate time and velocity

The probability that you'll crash your bike
In White Plaza on the way to Psych
Point 34 on your cell phone
Point 85 if you hit a cone

Got Stat-60 on my mind
In my notes and in my rhymes
Chi-squared values all the time
Easy quarter? Not this time

Let's say you meet this hot sophomore
She likes you, you can't ignore
X the months that you date
P the probability that it's great

You break up but you still kiss
You're not discrete, it's continuous
Late night hook ups nebulous
Thin line friendship no big fuss

Weekly sessions on the phone
Made the right choice, you're on your own
Good to be single all alone
Degrees of freedom you can't clone

But calculate E of X
You're at a party, you see your ex
The probability that your heart breaks in 2
She's with someone new and it's not you

Got Stat-60 on my mind
In my notes and in my rhymes
Chi-squared values all the time
Easy quarter? Not this time

S T A T 60, baby
S T A T 60, baby
S T A T 60, baby
S T A T 60
I'm going to pass this class, so you know

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