Waiting here in line
Suddenly from behind
She's still a block away
Why'd it have to be today
What do I see
She recognizes me
She hugs and squeezes me
She's the Spandex Enormity

She's so sweet when she's
yanking on my meat
Bitch so big she covers her pussy with a sheet
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd fuck you I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to
plague me with misery
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
Beast sent from hell to plague me
With misery

What a fucking beast
Her ass alone would be a feast
And her love drippings
Contained the stench of rotted yeast
Show must go on
It's the end of me
Taking up the whole front row
It's the Spandex Enormity

She's so sweet when she's
yanking on my meat
Bitch so big she covers her pussy with a sheet
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd fuck you I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to
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Spandex, Spandex Enormity
Beast sent from hell to plague me
With misery

As we were walking off stage
You're waiting to come back
She's got a back stage pass
Oh no
I hide my head
The sight of you I dread
Her chubby little fingers grab my ass
Don't talk to me, talk to
Nick, talk to Nick
Why does it always have to be me
You fucking fat bitch
I've had enough of you
Take your flubber buns and leave

She left here in tears
Followed by my jeers
I could not help she's fat

She's so sweet when she's
yanking on my meat
Bitch so big she covers her pussy with a sheet
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd fuck you I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to
plague me with misery
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
Beast sent from hell to plague me
With misery

(Hey, pass me a yodle!)