MONTY PYTHON Lyrics, EVERY SPERM IS SACRED (v.1)

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Dad: There are Jews
in the world, there
are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and
Mormons and then,
There are those that
follow Mohammud, BUT
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since
before I was born,
And the one thing
they say about Catholics
Is they'll take you as
soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be
a six footer,
You don't have to have
a great brain,
You don't have to have
any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the
moment Dad came.
Because...
Every sperm is
sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Children: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Child: Let the
heathen spill theirs
On the dusty g
round,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
Children: Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Mum: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God l
oves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Men: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
Women:
If a sperm is wasted,
Children:
God gets quite irate.

Priest: Every sperm is wanted,
Br. & Gr:
Every sperm is good,
Nannies:
Every sperm is needed,
Cardinal:
In your neighborhood.

Children: Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
Funeral:
God needs everybody's,
Mourner1:
Mine!
Mourner2:
And mine!
Corpse:
And mine!
Nun: Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er m
ountain, hill, and plain,
Statues: God shall
strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Everyone: Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If
a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

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