Monty Python Immanuel Kant Lyrics:
From Monty Python's "Live at the Hollywood Bowl"
Transcribed by John Daley
jdaley@picasso.ocis.temple.edu Immanuel Kant was a
real pissant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could
think you under the table, David Hume could
out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel, And
Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as
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schloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche
couldn't teach ya 'bout the turning of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed... John
Stuart Mill, of his own free will, with half a
pint of shandy was particularly ill, Plato, they
say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey
every day, Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for
the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, And Rene
Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I
am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's
pissed.
Lyrics: Immanuel Kant, Monty Python [end]