Down at an English fair,
One evening I was there,
When I heard a showman shouting
underneath the flair:

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
there they are standing in a row,
big ones, small ones, some
as big as your head,"
give 'em a twist a flick of the wrist,
that's what the showman said!

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
every ball you throw will make me rich.
there stands me wife,
the idol of me life,
singin' "Roll or bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"

Singin' "Roll or bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"
Singin' "Roll or bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"
Roll or bowl a ball,
Roll or bowl a ball,
"Roll or bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
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There they are standing in a row,
(1! 2! 3! 4!)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head,
(And bigger!)
Give em' a twist, a flick of the wrist,
that's what the showman said!

Now that I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
(Lada da daa da)
Every ball you throw will make me rich.
(Have a banana!)
There stands me wife,
the idol of me life,
singin' "Roll or bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"

(All together now!)
Singin' "Roll or bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"
(Harmony!)
Singin' "Roll or bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"
Roll or bowl a ball,
roll or bowl a ball,
Singin' "Roll or bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"

Singin' "Roll or bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"