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Version 1 of Monty Python Lyrics Medical Love Song (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/m/monty-python/medical-love-song/v1...) Version 1 of the lyrics |
Version 2 of Monty Python Lyrics Medical Love Song (http://www.mp3lyrics.org/m/monty-python/medical-love-song/v2...) Version 2 of the lyrics | |||||||||||
| Inflammation of the foreskin | Inflammation of the foreskin | |||||||||||
| Reminds me of your smile. | Reminds me of your smile. | |||||||||||
| I've had ballanital chancroids | I've had ballanital chancroids | |||||||||||
| For quite a little while. | For quite a little while. | |||||||||||
| I gave my heart to NSU | I gave my heart to NSU | |||||||||||
| That lovely night in June. | That lovely night in June. | |||||||||||
| I ache for you, my darling, | I ache for you, my darling, | |||||||||||
| And I hope you get well soon. | And I hope you get well soon. | |||||||||||
| My penile warts, your herpes, | My penile warts, your herpes, | |||||||||||
| My syphilitic sores. | My syphilitic sores. | |||||||||||
| Your moenelial infection, | Your moenelial infection, | |||||||||||
| How I miss you more and more. | How I miss you more and more. | |||||||||||
| 1 | Your dobie's itch, my scrumpox, | Your dobie's itch, my scrotbox | 1 | |||||||||
| Our lovely gonnorrhea, | Our lovely gonnorrhea, | |||||||||||
| At least we both were lying, | At least we both were lying, | |||||||||||
| When we said that we were clear. | When we said that we were clear. | |||||||||||
| Our syphilitic kisses, | Our syphilitic kisses, | |||||||||||
| Sealed the secret of our tryst. | Sealed the secret of our tryst. | |||||||||||
| You gave me scrotal pustules, | You gave me scrotal pustules, | |||||||||||
| With a quick flick of your wrist. | With a quick flick of your wrist. | |||||||||||
| Your trichovaginitis | Your trichovaginitis | |||||||||||
| Sent shivers down my spine; | Sent shivers down my spine; | |||||||||||
| I got snail tracks in my anus | I got snail tracks in my anus | |||||||||||
| When your spirochetes met mine. | When your spirochetes met mine. | |||||||||||
| Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal | Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal | |||||||||||
| ballinitis, meningo myelitis, | ballinitis, meningo myelitis, | |||||||||||
| diplococcal cephalitis, epididimitis, | diplococcal cephalitis, epididimitis, | |||||||||||
| interstitial keratitis, syphilitic | interstitial keratitis, syphilitic | |||||||||||
| choroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis. | choroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis. | |||||||||||
| My clapped out genitalia | My clapped out genitalia | |||||||||||
| Is not so bad for me, | Is not so bad for me, | |||||||||||
| As the complete and utter failure | As the complete and utter failure | |||||||||||
| Every time I try to pee. | Every time I try to pee. | |||||||||||
| My doctor says my buboes | My doctor says my buboes | |||||||||||
| Are the worst he's ever seen, | Are the worst he's ever seen, | |||||||||||
| My scrotum's painted orange | My scrotum's painted orange | |||||||||||
| And my balls are turning green. | And my balls are turning green. | |||||||||||
| My heart is very tender | My heart is very tender | |||||||||||
| Though my parts are awful raw, | Though my parts are awful raw, | |||||||||||
| You might have been infected | You might have been infected | |||||||||||
| But you never were a bore. | But you never were a bore. | |||||||||||
| I'm dying of your love, my love | I'm dying of your love, my love | |||||||||||
| I'm your spirochaetal clown, | I'm your spirochaetal clown, | |||||||||||
| I've left my body to science | I've left my body to science | |||||||||||
| But I'm afraid they've turned it down. | But I'm afraid they've turned it down. | |||||||||||
| Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal | Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal | |||||||||||
| ballinitis, meningo myelitis, | ballinitis, meningo myelitis, | |||||||||||
| diplococcal cephalitis, epididimitis, | diplococcal cephalitis, epididimitis, | |||||||||||
| interstitial keratitis, syphilitic | interstitial keratitis, syphilitic | |||||||||||
| choroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis. | choroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis. | |||||||||||
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