Monty's Fan Club Ballad of a Sweet Young Girl Lyrics:
Well, it was late in the year
And I was going away
And I heard that she had liked me
But I was traveling down a street one way
So I thought I'd try it out
And I did, she was cool without a doubt
Told my friends, "Damn, she's a slut"
But I thought nothing of it till I heard what was up

Well, she said she loved me and she lied
'Cause now she's with another guy

She's a stupid whore and she knows it
She just wants to score and she shows it
She wanted me, why didn't I see
That she was so easy?
She's a stupid whore and she knows it
She just wants to score and she shows it
With another guy she sneaks by
Behind my back and I ask...why? Oh yeah...and I ask why?

And on that date everything was cool, it was the best
Yeah, she asked some questions, get
them right, you get to grab her breasts
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/9Tpt ]
(large boobies!)
But that's not why I like her, it's for
other reasons that I'm sure
'Cause when she comes back, ah! ah!
She'll be begging for more

And I said, "What kind of games do you play?"
And I thought you'd stick around but you always move away

She's a stupid whore and she knows it
She just wants to score and she shows it
She wanted me, why didn't I see
That she was so easy?
Yeah, she's a stupid whore and she knows it
She just wants to score and she shows it
With another guy she sneaks by
Behind my back and I ask why?...pick it up, ho! ho! ho!

And now I'm down and very pissed
And it's her fault that our love was missed
She's a stupid whore and she knows it
She just wants to score and she shows it
She wanted me, why didn't I see
That she was so easy?
Yeah, she's a stupid whore and she knows it
She just wants to score and she shows it
With another guy, she sneaks by
Behind my back and I ask
why?...woah-oh-yeah...and I ask why?

Stupid whore...(ha ha, damn whores)
Lyrics: Ballad of a Sweet Young Girl, Monty's Fan
Club [end]