Moxy Früvous Naked Puppets Lyrics:
(Jian)
...just happens to like
being naked. There's
nothing wrong with that.
(Dave)
Who doesn't like being naked?
(Mike)
So did Adam and Eve.
(Audience member)
So does Grover!
(Dave)
So does Grover.
(Murray)
Grover is...
(Jian)
Now, you're talking, you
fucking beastiality
nut... you crazy guy.
[pause - everyone laughs]
(Murray)
Well. You came back at
him, didn't ya? You
told him.
(Jian)
Ah, sure. I taught him
a lesson, huh?
(Murray)
There's no...
(Mike)
Anybody else?
Anybody else got
something to say
here?
(Jian)
Well, who
thinks...who thinks
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of Grover as naked?
(Murray)
I mean, Grover is naked.
(Jian)
That's sacrosant.
(Murray)
Does anybody else wanna
point out a naked
puppet? Alrighty. No?
Okay.
(Jian)
And I guess Kermit's
naked? Let's talk about
that.
(Dave)
Is Barney naked?
(Jian)
Is nothing sacred?
(Mike)
Am I sick?
I always wanted to hear
Oscar the Grouch, you
know how he comes out?
I always
wanted him one
time to just
to come out
and go
"motherfu
c k e r & q u
o t ;
He's got the perfect mouth for it.
(Jian)
Just come out of the
gar... he's pissed off
for being in the garbage
can.
(Mike)
Motherfucker. But uh,
you know...it's never
gonna happen.
(Jian)
What can you do? And
then Liddie Dole
intervened...
Lyrics: Naked Puppets, Moxy Früvous [end]