Moxy Fruvous Green Eggs and ham Lyrics:
Hey kids, listen up if you want to be sick
'Cause your dinner looks like
something from a Cronenburg flick
Think twice before you cuss and
shout "damn damn damn"
Let me tell you a story about
green eggs and ham.
There was a little yellow man called Sam-I-Am
That's me!
I don't like you, Sam-I-Am
Well, do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like green eggs and ham
Would you like them here or there?
I wouldn't like them anywhere
Ya' know, I can see you in a house,
eating green eggs and ham with a mouse.
Maybe you can't hear, you got
somthing in your ear?
NO!
I'm gonna make this perfectly clear
I would not like them house-wise here.
I would not like them mouse-wise there.
You think you can convince me Sam?
Mmm Hmm.
Not for me green eggs and ham.

What is with you? This is some lean cuisine.
No it's not, it's some green cuisine.

Well, would you could you in a car,
eat them don't deny who you are!
You're gonna like them you're gonna see
You might like them up in a tree.
No, not in a tree, not in a car,
would you let me be.
No house, no mouse,
not here, or there.
'Cause you got the problem, Sam
and I do not care for a jellied spam,
and I do not like green eggs and ham.

A train! A train! A train! A train!
Would you could you in a train,
or up in an aeroplane.
How 'bout in the dark,
We could drive and park
We could listen to the crickets
and the pitbulls bark.
No! not in a plane, not in the dark
not on a train not in a park.
Not up a tree.
'Cause I don't like them Sam.
Not in a school house, or a shoe box
With a house mouse or a red fox.
Not here, there, or any where,
Didn't even like The Beatles with
their long, long hair.

Hey! You lay off The Beatles buddy!
I'll lay on whoever I want buddy!
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And don't buddy me, buddy.

Well, you don't like green eggs and ham.
Oh, mister perception Sam-I-Am.
Well, I know that you'd like them if
you ate them with a goat.
Not with a goat in a coat by a moat.
Well, would you could you. On a boat!
Tennyson wrote and I quote:
(Oh please)
If you eat it you'll bloat
and float like a boat.
I'm not interested in stuffing face
in the rain on a train,
I should introduce you to my friend pain
(hey hey hey hey)
Not in the dark,
not up a tree,
not on your fine china with Earl Grey tea.
No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses,
husbands and wives...
(yeah)
No spouses!!

Why you try to make me eat that,
I don't like it,
I wouldn't serve it to a cat.
I said already I don't like them Sam-I-Am.
I do not like Green. Eggs. Ham
Mr. Cheese,
You just think you don't like them so you say,
And he's begining to remind me of Doris Day,
You say you don't like this and
you don't like that,
Well, you're starting to sound
like a finicky cat.
Try them, try them,
and you may find you like nothing better than,
two greenish eggs over easy in a fry pan.
And to accompany this fine taste,
We have martian ham! Pork from space!

SAM! You get out of my face,
I'll try that and puke all over the place!
(good)
Nothing makes a crowd disperse more quick,
Than a great big puddle of sick.

He's gonna try them
Gimme that
He's gonna try them
He's gonna try them
He tried 'em.
He's gonna spew chunks!

Say,
C'est? It's French!

Say, not bad!
Green eggs and ham, I believe
I like them Sam-I-Am,
And I'd eat them in a boat, with a billy goat.
I'd eat them in the rain, in a car up a tree.
They're pretty good you see.
So, I'd eat them in a box, with a fox.
Eat them in a house with a house mouse,
I'd eat them here, I'd eat them there,
I'd eat them in my Calvin Klein underwear
I think you're ok Sam-I-Am!
Well, I wouldn't let you down
you stubborn old man
Say, we should share them, eh, we've got enough

Are you kidding, I don't eat that stuff!
Lyrics: Green Eggs and ham, Moxy Fruvous [end]