Muppets Bert Ernie 1 Lyrics:
A Bert and Ernie Singalong
thanks to Brian
Fennell
(fenn@wpi.WPI.E
D U )
Ernie
Bert
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[Watery sounds] Yanky Doodle went to town
a-riding on his pony...
Ahhh, I love taking my
bath, peace and
quiet,
all alone.
[knock-knock-knock
knock-knock] [Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock] ...and called it macaroni
Oh! two, three....
Hi buddy Bert
Oh, hi Ernie, oh hey
will you close
the door, Ernie
there's a draft.
oh just a second Bert.
Ern... Ernie
what are you do...?
You can't push the
piano through the
bathroom door.
why, sure I can,
Bert, watch...
[Grunt, bump, grunt,
tinkle, KA-bump] Aahhgh!
..see
Ernie?
*Klech-ksh-crsh-sh-sh*
Wh-WHAT are you doing with
a piano
in the bathroom!?
Oh Bert! I heard
you singing in
the tubby there
Yeh?
and so I thought I
would just come
and sing along
I don't WANT you
to sing-along,
But...
I want you to get out.
...but everybody
sounds better
singing in the bathroom Bert.
You know...
I don't want the piano
in here Ernie.
...well Sure, Bert, what's a
sing-along without a piano?
[starts to play piano] It's ME, that's what
it is... Alone!
listen to that Bert
Stop that playing.
doesn't that sound nice
Stop it right now.
doesn't that make
you just want
to sing-along.
...makes me want to see you
out of here.
No, Bert, listen:
[sings] Gee, Bert
what?
It's so much fun
no, it's not
I know you'll like it
...I won't like it.
once you've begun
...I won't begin!
Ernie I have to scrub my toes
I've got to wash my hair.
We, Bert
what?
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/9xjV ]could have a ball
no way!
if I could get you
*simmer*
to sing at all
[ends song but
plays for Bert] NO!...
[sings] I refuse to sing-al
ong.
I won't.
but, Bert...
So please don't ask
me if I want to
'cause I don't.
Pretty Please...?
Although for you I would do
almost anything,
Really?
along is one way which I
do not want to sing.
But, listen...
[Sings] ol' bud-dy...
It will make you Happy
when you start to
sing a Snappy
little number that will
bounce you right along.
no...
Like "Farmer in the Dell" or
"Old MacDonald had a Farm" or
maybe "What's the Name
of that Song".
No!
So if you use alot of voice
you'll love it that
you've got a voice
and even if the
notes you sing are
wrong
Ernie!
you'll do a favor for us
if you lift your
voice in chorus
for a swinging
sing-along song.
E: It will make you Hap - py
B: I re - fuse
E: when you start to
sing a snap - py
B: to sing - a - long.
E: lit - tle num -
ber that will
bounce you
B: I won't!
E: right a - long
B: so please
E: like "Far - mer
in the Dell" or
B: don't ask me if
E: "Old Mac - Don -
ald had a Farm" or
B: I want to 'cause
E: may - be
"What's-the-Name-of
-that-Song"
B: I don't
E: So
B: al
- though for you
E: if you use a - lot
of voice you'll
B: I would do al -
E: love it that you've
got a voice and
B: most an - y - thing
E: ev - en if the
notes you sing are
B:
E: wrong
B: a - long
E: you'll do a fa
- vor for us
B: is one way which
E: if you lift your
voice in chor - us
B: I do not want
E: for a swing-ing
sing-along song
B: to sing
ErnIE!
please, Bert
what?
you'll like it too
no, I won't!
we'll sing Together
ahhhgh
just me and you
No! I refuse to sing-along
that's it.
And in the bathtub?
it's ridiculous!
I Quit!
That's that.
That's that!
Gee, Bert, that
was wonderful.
Lyrics: Bert Ernie 1, Muppets [end]