Muppets Bert Ernie 2 Lyrics:
Another Bert and Ernie Singalong thanks to Charles
Evans (cee1@ra.MsState.Edu) [The arrowed lines are
from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
fast enough . . .]
> [E. walks in with pot and plops it on B.'s
head]
> > E: Here Bert, try this on! > B: Hey, hey,
Ernie, what are you doing? Get that pot off my
head! Why? > E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little
while ago, I dropped and broke the > cookie jar. >
B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't! > E: Mmm hmmm. B: Oh
well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but
what's it gotta do with that pot there, huh? E:
Well you see, I had to put the cookies
somewhere... B: Yeah? E: Bert, um... just a
second. I... I... I'll show you, Bert. B: [looks
at camera] I don't understand. E: [brings in sugar
bowl with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and
so I had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl,
see? [takes a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the
cookies in the sugar bowl, then where'd ya put the
sugar? E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! [famous Ernie
hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with bowl and Bert looks
at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the famous head tilt]
E: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the flower
pot here. B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just
great. Well _where'd_ you put the flower that was
growing there, huh? E: Oh I'll show you, Bert!
[takes away the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I don't get this. E:
[brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had
to plant this flower here into this milk bottle,
see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight into
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camera all proud, shaking his head about his nose]
ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: [Calmly] Hmm? B: Well now WHERE is the milk?!
E: Oh, I'll show you, Bert. B: [E. leaves] Ya
gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I
... [looks at E. returning with a root beer
bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk into the, uh, soda bottle B:
[Gets close to E. in quiet voice gradually getting
louder] Ernie... I'm trying to be patient, but
__where__ is the soda?? E: Oh just a second, Bert,
I'll show you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
more stunned and irritated gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh! E: [Brings in the soda-filled
fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the [straining] mmm fishbowl B: In the fishbowl?!
Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even calmer
than before]
B: [stares into camera as E. leaves for a few
seconds and ...] Ooohhhh, Ernie, what are you
doing now? [Mouth wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert... I put
the fish in... to... the cowboy hat, ya see. B:
[looks down into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s
face] Oh, no... Eeeyah! [wipes faces stands there
with mouth firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in hat] Take it easy
there, fella. B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is
MY cowboy hat... E: Yeah, so? [VERY calmly]
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I
gonna do when I wanna play cowboy? E: Oh, umm,
well [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head]
Ride em cowboy, Bert! [pats Bert on back] [E.'s
patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee [End music begins
with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie
leaving. There was one neat trick done in it, at
the end when Ernie put the pot on Bert's head
(probably at the beginning.. which I didn't see).
You know how Ernie's hands are real and the
person's arm go in at his elbows, which are always
below the counter/stage, but to get the pot on the
head, the hand person, had to make a quick ..
nicely-done move behind Bert and up with the pot..
with Elbow behind Bert so Ernie's hand is up in
the air with nothing showing.
Lyrics: Bert Ernie 2, Muppets [end]