Nat Stuckey Harper Valley P.T.A. Lyrics:
I wanna tell you all the story bout the Harper
Valley widow wife Who had a teenage son and
daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and
didn't even stop to play And she said mom I got a
note here from the Harper Valley PTA Well the note
said Mrs Johnson you're wearin' your dresses way
too high And it's reported you've been drinkin'
and a runnin' round with men and goin' wild Now we
don't believe you oughta be a bringin' up your
children this a way And it was signed by the
secretary Harper Valley PTA Well it happened that
the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon And
they were sure surprised when Mrs Johnson wore her
miniskirt into the room As she walked up to the
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blackboard I can still recall the words she had to
say She said I'd like to address this meeting of
the Harper Valley PTA Well there's Bobby Taylor
sittin' there and seven times he asked me for a
date And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice
whenever he's away And Mr Baker can you tell us
why your secretary had to leave this town And
shouldn't wodow Jones be told to keep Her window
shades all pulled completely down Well Mr Harper
couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at
Kelly's Bar again And if you smell Shirley
Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little
nip of gin When you have the nerve to tell me you
think that as a mother I'm not fit Well this is
just a little Payton Place and you're all Harper
Valley hypocrites No I wouldn't put you on because
it really did it happened just this way The day my
mama really socket it to the Harper Valley PTA The
day my mama really socket it to the Harper Valley
PTA
Lyrics: Harper Valley P.T.A., Nat Stuckey [end]