Negativland Lyrics
Announcement

Naah, I don't like that. (Well, try just putting
a, even if it takes a hair more time, putting a
little bit more....little rise thing on your
exit.) (Track 13....) This announcement from the
producers of this record contains important
information for radio program directors, and is
not for broadcast. The first cut on this record
has been cross-format-focused for airplay success.
As you well know, a record must break on radio in
order to actually provide a living for the artists
involved. Up until now, you've had to make these
record-breaking decisions on your own, relying
only on perplexing intangibilities like taste and
intuition. But now, there's a better way. The cut
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that follows is the product of newly-developed
compositional techniques, based on
state-of-the-art marketing analysis technology.
This cut has been analytically designed to break
on radio. And it will, sooner or later. For the
station that breaks it first, the benefits are
obvious. You lead the pack. Yes, no matter what
share of this crazy market you do business in, no
other release is going to satisfy your
corporation's current idea of good radio like this
one. On this cut, we're working together, on the
same wavelength, in scientific harmony. But
remember, this cut is const ructed for
multi-market-breaking NOW. Don't waste valuable
research with needless delay. We've done the hard
work of insuring your success; the final step is
up to you. SPECIAL DESIGNER SONG FOLLOWS IN 5..
4.. 3.. 2.. 1.