[Cindy Lauper:] Sewed everything you said
Together in a thread
Repeating in my mind
Each word like a rhyme
Like a penny serenade
Looking through his song
He said the record's overplayed
But where did I go wrong
[Nellie McKay:] You never stayed at first
Could not commit the time
Ignored all the quirks
But he still did the crime
And when he goes away
I know you'll call and cry
[Cindy Lauper:] And when he calls up to tell
Now I'm gonna cry
[Nellie McKay:] But I know you're mine
When you're on the line
[Cindy Lauper:] Is it something I said
[Nellie McKay:] Would you let him walk away
[Cindy Lauper:] Got it stuck in my head
[Nellie McKay:] Don't you hear a word I say
[Cindy Lauper:] Is it something I said
[Nellie McKay:] Every night the same old moan
It's ahhh, I'm
waiting till my Joe
comes home
Everytime he asks me how I feel
When I tell him, the
phone goes dead
[Nellie McKay:] I'm the queen of QVC
You're leaning on my ear
You mean the world to me
Though the
connection isn't
clear
Like my ink sputs 78's
Convenient when you're low
[Cindy Lauper:] Feel like an antelope
on a nature show
Oh no!
I guess I gotta go
[Nellie McKay:] But I know you're mine
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/Ap1x ]When you're on the line
[Cindy Lauper:] Is it something I said
[Nellie McKay:] Would you let him walk away
[Cindy Lauper:] Got it stuck in my head
[Nellie McKay:] Don't you hear a word I say
[Cindy Lauper:] Is it something I said
[Nellie McKay:] Everytime we're on the phone
It's ahhh, I'm
waiting till my Joe
comes home
[Cindy Lauper:] Hey !
[Nellie McKay:] Cast away romance
[Cindy Lauper:] What's it gonna take
[Nellie McKay:] No knights with shiny armor
[Cindy Lauper:] Hey !
[Nellie McKay:] Try a different dance
Oh, I'm a real bee charmer
[Cindy Lauper:] Well I scold and I
scratched to make
him stay
But he don't wanna know from me
Why that old alley
cat, he runs away
[Nellie McKay:] Lock the door and lose the key
[Cindy Lauper:] Is it something I said
[Nellie McKay:] Would you let him walk away
[Cindy Lauper:] I got it stuck in my head
[Nellie McKay:] Don't you hear a word I say
[Cindy Lauper:] Is it something I said
[Nellie McKay:] Every night the same trombone
It's ahhh, I'm
waiting till my Joe
comes home
[Cindy Lauper:] Hey !
[Nellie McKay:] Let's forget romance
Let's correct romance
With knights in shiny armor
What's it gonna take
Try a different dance
Oh, I'm a real bee charmer...