I walk into the corner of my room
See my friends in high places
I don't know which is which or who is whom
They've stolen each other's facesenter added
Janet is there with her high head and hair
FullAnd full of bedroom feathers
Janet is known to make dead men groan
In any kind of weatherenter added
I crawl over to her
I say hey baby
say, “Hey baby”, I say hey say, “Hey, Janet
You are the one, you are the sun
And I'm your dutiful planet planet"

But she ain't down with any of that
'Cause she's heard that shit before
And I say uh huh, oh yeah say, “Oh yeah, you're right right”
'cause'Cause I see Betty X standing by the door

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And it's getting strange in here
YeahYeah, it's getting stranger every yearenter deleted
More news from nowhere
YeahYeah, more news from nowhere
Alright nowhere, alright now

Now Betty X is like Betty Y minus that fatal chromosome
Her hair is like the wine dark sea in which sailors come home
I say hey baby say, “Hey baby”, I say hey say, “Hey, Betty X X”
I lean close up to her throat
This
"This light you are carrying is like a lamp
Hanging hanging from a distant boat boat"
It"It is my light light," says Betty, Betty
Betty x says this X says, "This light ain't yours yours"
And so much wind blew through her words
That I went rolling down the hall

For more news from nowhere
More news from nowhere, uh huh huh nowhere
And it's strange in here
YeahYeah, it gets stranger every year
More news from nowhere
YeahYeah, more news from nowhere, uh huh huh nowhere

I turn another corner
I go down a corridor
And and I see this guy
He must be about one hundred foot tall
And he only has one eyeenter added
He asks me for my autograph
I write nobody and then
I wrap myself up in my woolly coat
And I blind him with my penenter added
'Cause someone must have stuck something in my drink
Everything'sEvery thing's getting strange lookin' looking
Half the people have turned into squealing pigs
The other half are cooking
Well
Well, let me out of here I cried
And I went pushing past
And I saw Miss Polly singing with some girls
I cried cried, struck me to the mast

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YeahYeah, more news from nowhere, uh huh huh nowhere
It's getting strange in here
And it gets stranger every year
More news from nowhere
YeahYeah, more news from nowhere
WellWell, then a black girl with no clothes on
She danced across the room
We charted the progress of the planets
Around that boogie woogie moonenter added
I called her my nubian Nubian princess
Gave her some sweet back fatass fat ass jive
Spent the next seven years between her legs
A-piningA pining for my wifeenter added
But then by and by it all went wrong
I fell washed up on a shore
She stared down at me from up in the storm
And I sopped up on the floor

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YeahYeah, more news from nowhere uh huh huh
And don't it make you feel alone
Don't it make you wanna get right on home
More news from nowhere
More news from nowhere, let me hear it now
WellWell, here comes Elena with two black eyes
She's given herself a transfusion
She's filled herself with panda blood
To avoid all the confusionenter added
I say the say, "The sun rises and falls with you
And various things about love love"
But a rising violence in me cuts all my circuits off
Well
Well, Elena she starts screaming
Her cheeks are full of psychotropic leaves
Her extinction was nearly absolute
When she turned her back on me

For more news from nowhere
I said said, more news from nowhere
And it's getting strange in here
YeahYeah, it gets stranger every year
More news from nowhere
YeahYeah, more news from nowhere,
Alright
Alright alright, alright

I bump and crash into Deanna
hangingHanging pretty in the door frame
All the horrors that have befallen me
WellWell, Deanna is to blameenter added
Every time I se see you baby
youYou make me feel so unalone
And I wipe my face into her dress
Long after she'd gone home

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YeahYeah, more news from nowhere
And don't it make you feel alone
YeahYeah, and don't it make you wanna get right back home
More news from nowhere
YeahYeah, more news from nowhere
Alright nowhere, alright

And don't it make you feel so sad
Don't the blood rush to your feet
To think that everything you do today
Tomorrow is obsoleteenter added
Technology and women
And little children children, too
Don't it make you feel blue
Don't it make you feel blue

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With more news from nowhere
Don't it make you feel alone
YeahYeah, and don't it make you wanna get right back home
More news from nowhere
YeahYeah, more news from nowhere
One nowhere, one last time. time
WellWell, I gotta say
YeahYeah, I gotta say
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye